Apollo House Freehold Committee
@apollofreehold.bsky.social
An honourable way to stay up-to-date on the changes of Apollo House, London Road, Croydon. (Parody)
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RESIDENTS DUE TO HAVE WORK DONE
Big Mad Andy's therapist has recommended he take the day off to help manage his anger. Apologies for any inconvenience. Especially if you're missing a bathroom door.
Big Mad Andy's therapist has recommended he take the day off to help manage his anger. Apologies for any inconvenience. Especially if you're missing a bathroom door.
February 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
RESIDENTS DUE TO HAVE WORK DONE
Big Mad Andy's therapist has recommended he take the day off to help manage his anger. Apologies for any inconvenience. Especially if you're missing a bathroom door.
Big Mad Andy's therapist has recommended he take the day off to help manage his anger. Apologies for any inconvenience. Especially if you're missing a bathroom door.
PARTY IN FLAT 5
81st Anniversary of Stalingrad. 20:00GMT Saturday. Don't arrive until after 20:30. Beware of the Cordon Sanitaire.
81st Anniversary of Stalingrad. 20:00GMT Saturday. Don't arrive until after 20:30. Beware of the Cordon Sanitaire.
February 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
PARTY IN FLAT 5
81st Anniversary of Stalingrad. 20:00GMT Saturday. Don't arrive until after 20:30. Beware of the Cordon Sanitaire.
81st Anniversary of Stalingrad. 20:00GMT Saturday. Don't arrive until after 20:30. Beware of the Cordon Sanitaire.
Can someone please remove their broken iPad from the Foyer. It is attracting several feckless workshy freeloaders.
Please refrain from throwing devices out of your windows. Even when under the influence. AHFC.
Please refrain from throwing devices out of your windows. Even when under the influence. AHFC.
January 28, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Can someone please remove their broken iPad from the Foyer. It is attracting several feckless workshy freeloaders.
Please refrain from throwing devices out of your windows. Even when under the influence. AHFC.
Please refrain from throwing devices out of your windows. Even when under the influence. AHFC.
Donald Trump is to Greenland as Matt Townsend is to Champers Spa: A Pool Pooer.
AHFC stands with Greenland as much as is practicable under a committee based structure pending this year’s AGM
AHFC stands with Greenland as much as is practicable under a committee based structure pending this year’s AGM
January 19, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Donald Trump is to Greenland as Matt Townsend is to Champers Spa: A Pool Pooer.
AHFC stands with Greenland as much as is practicable under a committee based structure pending this year’s AGM
AHFC stands with Greenland as much as is practicable under a committee based structure pending this year’s AGM
RESIDENTS FEELING LOW ON BLUE MONDAY WE HAVE POSTERS OF FAKENHAM FOR YOU TO RENT. USE THEM ON YOUR WINDOWS TO BLOT OUT THE GREY TEDIUM OF CROYDON. THIS WILL HELP YOU THROUGH TODAY.
return by 16:59GMT today or £10 rental surcharge will apply. daily interest will accrue at 40% thereafter.
return by 16:59GMT today or £10 rental surcharge will apply. daily interest will accrue at 40% thereafter.
January 19, 2026 at 9:16 AM
RESIDENTS FEELING LOW ON BLUE MONDAY WE HAVE POSTERS OF FAKENHAM FOR YOU TO RENT. USE THEM ON YOUR WINDOWS TO BLOT OUT THE GREY TEDIUM OF CROYDON. THIS WILL HELP YOU THROUGH TODAY.
return by 16:59GMT today or £10 rental surcharge will apply. daily interest will accrue at 40% thereafter.
return by 16:59GMT today or £10 rental surcharge will apply. daily interest will accrue at 40% thereafter.
FOR SALE FROM FLAT 5:
Working cross-cut shredder. Nearly new. Worth roughly the equivalent cash value of a cashmere jumper and spa break. Ham and gravy removed.
Working cross-cut shredder. Nearly new. Worth roughly the equivalent cash value of a cashmere jumper and spa break. Ham and gravy removed.
January 17, 2026 at 3:13 PM
FOR SALE FROM FLAT 5:
Working cross-cut shredder. Nearly new. Worth roughly the equivalent cash value of a cashmere jumper and spa break. Ham and gravy removed.
Working cross-cut shredder. Nearly new. Worth roughly the equivalent cash value of a cashmere jumper and spa break. Ham and gravy removed.
Apollo House sticking to one, frankly antiquated, social network? Not I (we) said the walrus(es). AHFC is now on Instagram I am the lord of the social networks said he!
January 14, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Apollo House sticking to one, frankly antiquated, social network? Not I (we) said the walrus(es). AHFC is now on Instagram I am the lord of the social networks said he!
Polite notice: Can all residents please remove all Christmas decorations. Christmas is over, let's please return to our mundane normalcy. Thank you
January 11, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Polite notice: Can all residents please remove all Christmas decorations. Christmas is over, let's please return to our mundane normalcy. Thank you
Under new honourable leadership, walls will no longer be sodden. A new dawn for Apollo House.
January 10, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Under new honourable leadership, walls will no longer be sodden. A new dawn for Apollo House.