I'm not gay. Also, the one who wants long hair is winning.

This is one of the least surprising celebrity scandals ever.

I don't need context or even a name to understand this.

Actually, Fizz and Asmodeus, and Fizz and Mammon are all kind of variations on that theme, too.

Why is the only healthiest relationship on the shows Moxxie and Millie, the one where there is no power imbalance?

Thank you for reminding I have a bag of sour rainbow candy somewhere.

I just learned my autocorrect is a dick that tries to say "testicle" instead of "rainbow".

Where's the fun in that?

Fewer lust sins than I'd like, but over all, not bad.

Your daughter's story hit me personally and reminded me of a part of my life 25 years ago that I don't think about. I need to read that comic.

That was an amazing panel. I'm glad I made the last minute decision to attend it.

That was an amazing panel.

You were definitely really cute in that outfit, and I mean that in the least creepy way possible.