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ApocalypticaNow
@apocalypticanow.bsky.social
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I've been online for 100 years. I believe in people power. I want us all to do better.

She/her. Phillyish. Crone-age. So so late.
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Baby-faced men just need to grow facial hair to change their identities
William Riker from Star Trek with and without a beard. Without one, his face is very baby
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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An indicator I spotted in a decaying Staples (every store that does Amazon returns that isn't an Amazon company feels so cooked)
Display of gift cards to gambling websites
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Another favorite thing is the appearance of these two bots on my feed (always together so I can enjoy the juxtaposition)
Screenshot of Bluesky timeline with Gilgamesh bot: "He battled campfires with the monsters. He had the knowledge of the ibex and the courage of the carp." And Redwall Feasts Bot:"Laughter and merry chatter rose to the rafters of the big room beneath the Abbey. On the tables, candied plums and honeyed toffee pears vied for place with late summer salad and vegetable soups."
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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I...I don't remember adding this...reminder??
Screenshot of Apple's Reminders app showing one scheduled for 3PM today that says: Yes.. ha ha ha...YESYes...ha ha ha...YES
October 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I got this mailer yesterday and this is what the Republicans are going with. Disgusting
Mailer with an image of a white baby kissing a white woman on the forehead. Text across the top says DEFEND WOMEN AND CHILDREN. VOTE NO TO TERM LIMIT THE SUPREME COURT. More text in the corner says VOTE NO!!! And Term Limit the Supreme Court and SUPREME COURT RETENTION In small text: (1) COMMONWEALTH V. COSBY, 666 PA. 416, 252 A.3D 1092 (2021) Other side of mailer with a dim image of an empty swing Text: THE THREE PA JUSTICES VOTED TO OVERTURN THE CONVICTION OF A SEXUAL PREDATOR TERM LIMIT THE SUPREME COURT! VOTE NO!! SUPREME COURT RETENTION VOTE NO NO NO. TERM LIMIT THE SUPREME COURT. Return address: BY COMMONWEALTH PARTNERS 420 N 3RD STREET HARRISBURG PA 17101
September 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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So I got a flip clock to sit on my desk and make a pleasant soft click every minute to remind me that time stands still for no one. Not even the time-blind.
September 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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There are people who have convincing arguments that an analog clock is better for ADHD and...I already had one. It's above my desk and I only have to glance up, but I seem incapable of that when I'm in the thick of things
Mustard-colored round analog clock with a classic but vintage design
September 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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In related news, I have acquired a new watch. I've decided this will be the thing that will finally solve all my time-related problems
Wrist with a gold digital Casio watch on it
September 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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I call this one "Neurodivergence still life"
Close-up photo of a leather planner journal with a brass fountain pen resting on it. Behind it are a small black flip clock showing the time as 5:30, a timer with a few minutes left which are represented by an orange wedge in a 60 minute clock face, and a small calendar
September 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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I stared at this sign for so long trying to figure out what the new menu item is because I thought "thufrinsat" was a fast food neolologism
Picture of a Taco Bell sign that says "$ NOW OPEN $ UNTIL 4AM THUFRINS AT"
September 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Gavin Newsom confirming he should not be the Democratic candidate in 2028. This is pathetic and disgusting.

www.gov.ca.gov/2025/09/10/g...
Sacramento, California - Governor Gavin Newsom issued the following statement today on the murder of conservative thought leader and activist Charlie Kirk: "We should all feel a deep sense of grief and outrage at the terrible violence that took place in Utah today. Charlie Kirk's murder is sick and reprehensible, and our thoughts are with his family, children, and loved ones. "I knew Charlie, and I admired his passion and commitment to debate. His senseless murder is a reminder of how important it is for all of us, across the political spectrum, to foster genuine discourse on issues that deeply affect us all without resorting to political violence. "The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work: engage with each other, across ideology, through spirited discourse. In a democracy, ideas are tested through words and good-faith debate - never through violence. Honest disagreement makes us stronger; violence only drives us further apart and corrodes the values at the heart of this nation."
September 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Cops don't keep anyone safe. They just do the paperwork (often ineptly) afterwards
Screenshot of Phil Lewis's bluesky feed showing 4 posts: UVU police chief says 6 police officers were working Charlie Kirk's event, and 3,000 people were in attendance OREM, Utah (AP) — Person suspected in fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk now in custody, FBI director says. Utah's Commissioner of Public Safety, in a press conference, just said they do not have a suspect in custody And now, Utah Gov. Spencer Cox, in the same press conference, says they have a "person of interest" in custody
September 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Bluesky knows what we want and what we want is more @jcsalterego.bsky.social
Screenshot of Bluesky app showing Jerry Chen's post "inventing a saturday that immediately follows monday" below is an app notification that says "Finally! Keep track of posts that matter to you. Save them to revisit anytime"
September 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Doing their patriotic duty by swiftly executing people diving for food
As the shore team watched the North Korean in the water, the senior enlisted SEAL at the shore chose a course of action. He wordlessly centered his rifle and fired. The other SEALs instinctively did the same.
September 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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This caught my eye. Bush did put North Korea in the 'Axis of Evil'
In 2005, SEALs used a mini-sub to go ashore in North Korea and leave unnoticed, according to people familiar with the mission. The 2005 operation, carried out during the presidency of George W. Bush, has never before been reported publicly.
September 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I took a photo of this story because the headline on the web version might be moving the clot a lil closer to nirvana

www.cnn.com/business/liv...
Image of CNN homepage (web version): America lost jobs for the first time since 2020 BREAKING NEWS Rebecca Blackwell/AP The jobs market is flashing a warning sign about the broader economy. The US added only 22,000 jobs in August. Below that are stories entitled: Black unemployment rate surges The major US sectors that are now losing jobs Is it possible to fake the jobs data?
September 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Literally this meme!
Meme: top box shows illustration of a white man riding a bike. Second box shows him leaving down put a stick in the spokes of the front tire. This box shows him lying on the ground clutching his knee. Text says: "the felony charge is for "causing [an HSI agent] to fall to the ground and scrape his knee"
August 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Miller et al spent the Biden years making plans so they could hit the ground running
undocumented immigrants legal immigrants (next to 'legal immigrants is an arrow and text that says 'we are here') naturalized citizens birthright citizens they want to get rid of
August 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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'how DARE you use the information we provide you?'
But apparently that's not good enough for the Trump administration. Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security Tricia McLaughlin accused Old Orchard Beach of "reckless reliance" on her own department's program, according to NBC
August 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Stick a fork in him. Man is cooked.
Donald Trump and Mitt Romney at dinner at Jean-Georges. Romney, who used to be one of the President-elect’s most outspoken Republican critics, is now under consideration for Secretary of State. Romney has a pained expression while Trump has a Cheshire grin
August 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Here's mine.

Maybe I was right but not in the way I thought. which is........
ApocalypticaNow bluesky post 6/27/2024 I'll risk putting down a marker now even though we're still 4 months out: 1 think abortion access and the overall issue of bodily autonomy is going to decide this election.
August 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Yup, here's your problem. Someone set this thing to 'evil'.
Back of a Krusty the Clown doll with the switch set to evil and the repairman pointing at it
August 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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RIP bitch
Domino meme with "Hulk Hogan sex tape published" as the smallest block and "paramilitary deployed in US cities" as the largest block
July 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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"'Better get used to us now because this is gonna be normal very soon," said Customs Border Chief Gregory Bovino after ICE agents and military units arrived at the local park carrying rifles and traveling on foot, horseback, and in armored vehicles."
Minutes before the surreal show of force by masked, heavily armed federal agents, kids were playing on the soccer field in MacArthur Park in Los Angeles, and a children's summer camp in the historic immigrant neighborhood was having fun. "Better get used to us now because this is gonna be normal very soon," said Customs Border Chief Gregory Bovino after ICE agents and military units arrived at the local park carrying rifles and traveling on foot, horseback, and in armored vehicles.
July 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Gonna be an all-timer
Post from Glenn Kessler: New #FactChecker → Trump and Epstein had a relationship, but there's no evidence of Trump wrongdoing Analysis | Trump and Epstein had a relationship, but there's no evidence of Trump wrongdoing A year ago, we scrubbed the public record. Here are our updated findings. @ wapo.st July 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM 3 reposts 237 auotes 7 likes
July 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM