"Dragon Quest VII is a story about many things, but most importantly its about how much girls like a loyal guy who is a little ugly but fucks good. Those kinda fellas just fuck different. Better. This was the biggest takeaway I wanted people to have."

140. I might be overly cat sentimental rn

139. How’d he get his head so tall though

Keifer gave up a whole kingdom in pursuit of the female orgasm

the fact that powerman 5000 sued over fiend and both soken and square enix were like "industrial music is the same" and then they played a bunch of industrial music in court with everyone silently just, listening and going 'okay' before they dropped it because se would BLEED them

I long for the day we get new gradius, darius, and rtype (NOT FINAL STYLE)

138. I don’t have my car for the next 4 hours so here’s how I’ll be movin

137. This is how it feels when my coworkers just start clocking me without me saying anything about my life