While Jerry Sandusky preyed on college bound teen boys and got a 60 year sentence. He hopped the fence.

Maybe she shot it.

If only someone could invent a machine to untwist sheets.

Real swamps are beneficial to the watershed and wildlife. This is more like a bilge.

This my talking point when people tell me they don't vote because they don't believe it matters. First I ask what matters to them. Then I say, "Imagine if nobody voted how easy it would make it for the people trying to destroy what matters. Now get out there and make it hard for the bastards."

Our copium salad today consists of tender delulu greens tossed with an AI vinaigrette and topped with racist crumbles.

Bugs are good! Nobody can beat our buggy AI chips!