Jax Hilderbrand
@apl-jax.bsky.social
Cis pan woman who found her soul mate after decades of believing that’s total BS. Foster cat mama, mother of 4 biological and 2 bonus bipeds. Not a dog person but found my perfect dog. Love all things equitable, intelligent, and snarky. Proud Gen Xer.
Would male cheerleaders be considered DEI hires? 🤔 Can’t tell if the folks who re so outraged are bigots or “merit hire” believers. Are those two things even different?
August 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Would male cheerleaders be considered DEI hires? 🤔 Can’t tell if the folks who re so outraged are bigots or “merit hire” believers. Are those two things even different?
My dog, pretending she’s a jungle predator. Or pointing out it’s time to mow the back yard…
August 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My dog, pretending she’s a jungle predator. Or pointing out it’s time to mow the back yard…
Came all the way back to Delaware to relive our favorite dinner locale in Portland #deschutes
August 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Came all the way back to Delaware to relive our favorite dinner locale in Portland #deschutes
@jacksongalaxy.bsky.social these are my cats not from hell - Johnny who is a total mama’s boy and will happily let her do whatever she wants, LayLay who is super weird and has THE softest fur, and Spice who is essentially Gumby with mad hops as the kids say these days! Love your show!
March 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
@jacksongalaxy.bsky.social these are my cats not from hell - Johnny who is a total mama’s boy and will happily let her do whatever she wants, LayLay who is super weird and has THE softest fur, and Spice who is essentially Gumby with mad hops as the kids say these days! Love your show!
In case you’re interested in #kittencuteness today
March 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
In case you’re interested in #kittencuteness today
Canceled my paid subscription to @washingtonpost.com today. The “other” option didn’t give me a comment box, so let me just say it wasn’t Bezos, it wasn’t irrelevant content, it wasn’t cost. I object strongly to an editorial board that will remove content under political pressure.
March 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Canceled my paid subscription to @washingtonpost.com today. The “other” option didn’t give me a comment box, so let me just say it wasn’t Bezos, it wasn’t irrelevant content, it wasn’t cost. I object strongly to an editorial board that will remove content under political pressure.
That moment when the cashier and other shoppers think my wife and I are doing the shopping for the men, who will be doing the work….gender norms are alive and stupid.
March 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
That moment when the cashier and other shoppers think my wife and I are doing the shopping for the men, who will be doing the work….gender norms are alive and stupid.
This woodpecker was coming to my regular window feeder so I got a small garden hook and a wire pencil cup from the Dollar Tree and used some picture hanging wire to concoct this lovely suet feeder. Now my window has a songbird feeder, a suet feeder, and a hummingbird feeder! It’s the little things ❤️
February 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This woodpecker was coming to my regular window feeder so I got a small garden hook and a wire pencil cup from the Dollar Tree and used some picture hanging wire to concoct this lovely suet feeder. Now my window has a songbird feeder, a suet feeder, and a hummingbird feeder! It’s the little things ❤️
My cat when I ask her why she can’t just be a normal cat
February 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My cat when I ask her why she can’t just be a normal cat
“The Angel of Indian Lake” is THE most bonkers book, in the BEST way, and I’m not even finished it yet! You’ve outdone yourself, @sgj.bsky.social
February 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“The Angel of Indian Lake” is THE most bonkers book, in the BEST way, and I’m not even finished it yet! You’ve outdone yourself, @sgj.bsky.social
When someone says “let’s take it outside,” do they mean “to have a cup of coffee or have a cup of beer” or do they mean “to beat your ass”? Asking for a friend.
January 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
When someone says “let’s take it outside,” do they mean “to have a cup of coffee or have a cup of beer” or do they mean “to beat your ass”? Asking for a friend.
Little wifey: “This is your last travel mug. If you don’t wash them tonight, you don’t get coffee tomorrow.”
Me, opening cabinet to expose no fewer than 5 clean travel mugs….🙄😂
Me, opening cabinet to expose no fewer than 5 clean travel mugs….🙄😂
January 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Little wifey: “This is your last travel mug. If you don’t wash them tonight, you don’t get coffee tomorrow.”
Me, opening cabinet to expose no fewer than 5 clean travel mugs….🙄😂
Me, opening cabinet to expose no fewer than 5 clean travel mugs….🙄😂
Thank you, Canada and Mexico.
January 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Thank you, Canada and Mexico.
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Johnny is ready for turkey day, even trussed himself. Wouldja look at all those toes? #polydactylcats
November 24, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Johnny is ready for turkey day, even trussed himself. Wouldja look at all those toes? #polydactylcats
Dunno what I did to deserve my first MAGAt follower but she’s now blocked. Stay safe out there, kids!
November 22, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Dunno what I did to deserve my first MAGAt follower but she’s now blocked. Stay safe out there, kids!
Dear Non-Profits: I will send you a dollar to be used strictly as profit if it keeps you doing your good work. HMU
But only a dollar. I’m a state worker 😂
But only a dollar. I’m a state worker 😂
November 22, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Dear Non-Profits: I will send you a dollar to be used strictly as profit if it keeps you doing your good work. HMU
But only a dollar. I’m a state worker 😂
But only a dollar. I’m a state worker 😂
Atheism: the vaccine side effect no one saw coming.
I was just informed by a MAGA reader angry at my vocal opposition to RFK Jr...she emails in part, "Theres no proof vaccines work. there is proof Vaccines cause atheism." (sic)
These people have the franchise.
These people have the franchise.
November 21, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Atheism: the vaccine side effect no one saw coming.
I accidentally wrote “mini meatloves” today and now that’s its new name.
November 20, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I accidentally wrote “mini meatloves” today and now that’s its new name.
I mean….
November 20, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I mean….
Are we at war with Eurasia or Eastasia? I lost my place in the book….
November 19, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Are we at war with Eurasia or Eastasia? I lost my place in the book….
Enjoy these horrifying pictures of my big mean scary pitbull. And my adorable wife 😍
November 19, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Enjoy these horrifying pictures of my big mean scary pitbull. And my adorable wife 😍
