Is this the better app yet?

My grandma’s listing off everyone who died this year to my great grandma

How bad does my stomach need to hurt to be obligated to leave work during the Christmas season? Genuinely asking cause I’m at like a 7 right now.

Ma eyes are a burnin’, back to bed I be a yearnin’.

My least favorite part about winter is how it feels like a lot less can be accomplished after 5 pm as opposed to after 4 pm.

I never realized time drags when you’re sick. How the fuck isn’t it even 8 pm yet?

Does the cat rush into the bathroom after I shower to be pet because she knows I’m not able to leave until I’m dressed or because I am now clean enough to let me pet her?

I was going to call off today because I’ve already been awake 19 hours, but the only other guy working until close is scheduled for a 10 hour day. I don’t think I can willingly do that to someone. 🙃

I’m not crying in my work’s parking lot because my ex texted me that my favorite of his cats died, you are…

Fiancé: Do you want to come over after dinner for a bit?

I actually would really like to sleep.

Thinking ten more minutes in the shower would definitely fix everything, and then I remember I have OCD…

I have work in 12 hours, and yet, in my mind, the next 18 hours already too busy to do anything unproductive/relaxing. 🙃🙃🙃