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apfsds
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you probably know me from tumblr, apfsds
Im 27 she/her/it
Maybe one day Ill remember I have this account
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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it
May 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits
April 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off
April 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend. soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go ‘hey would ya look at that, that’s nice huh? isnt that nice?’
March 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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look, its tuesday i am drunk on a plane and ill just say i guess if you had a time machine and steve mayles phone number you could put me in banjo kazooie but i wouldnt turn my nose up at burning down a little hut or planting some goldenrod in twooka-laylee. mileage may vary on this skeet
March 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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slimegirl frotting.
March 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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let me make myself clear
February 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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white-spotted slimy salamander, he is very slippery
February 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH
January 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.
January 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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another friskarm comm. they're silly
December 19, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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damn it’s december and i just cant believe my coneflower are doing so good it truly is a christmas miracle
December 11, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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uwaaaaaaaaaaa
December 9, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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Having friends who you would passionately kiss if presented the opportunity is a radical position, apparently, and for this reason I think constitutes heroism,
December 9, 2024 at 9:38 AM
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tall grass thing. i dont know what it’s called. not supposed to cut it back until spring i dont remember why, why dont you just google it like a fucking normal person.
December 3, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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I keep seeing Halo fans make Spartan OCs that are anime waifus with hourglass figures and F-cup tits. if you people saw the kinds of Spartan women I'm cooking up you'd hurl
December 3, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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November 29, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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what tha frog
November 24, 2024 at 2:19 PM