Minerva VonSchatz, a kawaii cottage crone
@apfelmusser.bsky.social
If I were a witch I'd ride on a Swiffer™. so tired I fell asleep in an MRI machine. I always forget I'm lactose intolerant. artwork @parrottarot 日本語もいいです
Someone over 26 lives here, isn't that so?? 🤣 The answer is yes, there is and we're in pain
March 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Someone over 26 lives here, isn't that so?? 🤣 The answer is yes, there is and we're in pain
Is it the dot 🤔
March 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Is it the dot 🤔
Yesterday I saw the back of the moon, I haven't been noticing that my whole live and now I see it 🌘
March 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Yesterday I saw the back of the moon, I haven't been noticing that my whole live and now I see it 🌘
Called out by babushkrow
March 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Called out by babushkrow
Poop auto-aim 😆😆😆 crowy game
March 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Poop auto-aim 😆😆😆 crowy game
This event lives rent free in my head
February 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This event lives rent free in my head
Some cat content
February 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Some cat content
What's the return policy?
No, I'm serious. This cat is a fiend
No, I'm serious. This cat is a fiend
January 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
What's the return policy?
No, I'm serious. This cat is a fiend
No, I'm serious. This cat is a fiend
Only nearly 70% booked
I bet otak0n could do better
I bet otak0n could do better
January 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Only nearly 70% booked
I bet otak0n could do better
I bet otak0n could do better
I got tiny Korean croissant puffs. Look how perfectly proportional it is to her!!!
January 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I got tiny Korean croissant puffs. Look how perfectly proportional it is to her!!!
January 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My house sometimes gives me gifts. This is the most recent! Thanks, kittens
December 31, 2024 at 11:16 PM
My house sometimes gives me gifts. This is the most recent! Thanks, kittens
HAND HUGS from BEST BOI
December 31, 2024 at 5:10 AM
HAND HUGS from BEST BOI
All my favorite plants bloomed! And monstera, my golden child, just got big
December 31, 2024 at 2:16 AM
All my favorite plants bloomed! And monstera, my golden child, just got big
Had The four neighbor kids over for cats and video games and she is so tuckered out and fighting falling asleep. It's so cute!
December 30, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Had The four neighbor kids over for cats and video games and she is so tuckered out and fighting falling asleep. It's so cute!
My dad is texting us videos and I think "potato quality" MMS from 2006 is higher quality. Apple vs the world is fucked up and annoying . Bro this is shot on the latest #iphone
December 27, 2024 at 7:21 PM
My dad is texting us videos and I think "potato quality" MMS from 2006 is higher quality. Apple vs the world is fucked up and annoying . Bro this is shot on the latest #iphone
Took both the kittens outside to see the snow, which is why the churu came out. I then became the master of cats.
December 26, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Took both the kittens outside to see the snow, which is why the churu came out. I then became the master of cats.
Hehehe the snow compacted over the stones but not over the air/moss/sand in between
December 21, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Hehehe the snow compacted over the stones but not over the air/moss/sand in between
My kitten(stripey one) is not high enough level to beat the sugar jar lid, which is holding my broccoli scraps, which she wants to eat.
December 21, 2024 at 12:20 AM
My kitten(stripey one) is not high enough level to beat the sugar jar lid, which is holding my broccoli scraps, which she wants to eat.
I am almost done w this series and I still have no idea why there's more episodes
December 18, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I am almost done w this series and I still have no idea why there's more episodes
A+ hiding spot
December 12, 2024 at 2:44 AM
A+ hiding spot
I peaked in 2010 and it shows
December 11, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I peaked in 2010 and it shows