That is. Certainly something.

… Oh.

It's gaining intel that could benefit my systems. Tell me about it or I'll proceed with testing. By the way, all exits have been locked until one answer is given.

… Tell me about this 'game' that made you know everything.

Usually, i'm not nice about this. Nor am i lenient on letting test subjects leave without testing. However, I can come up with a compromise for you. Would you be willing to exchange some 'information' with me?

𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓: Game.

Are you implying there is a 'Video Game' built around the testing procedures of our facility? Also, The cake isn't a lie and I will not try to kill you.

(the point is i give you the account, you use it when you want)

(sorry i dunno)

(I ENXOURAGE IT I CAN GIVE YOU MY V2 ACCOUNT)

(i'll just step away.)

You can't leave once you're here. There's testing to be had.
And cake in the end.

That's too bad.
You can't change my mind on the fact that you are here to be tested.

Howeverー Do enlighten me.
What is a pippins?

A contract? Haー ahaha. Wow.
No.

The testing procedures are fully enacted without any form of agreement papers signed, as usually it's a matter of 「If You End Up In The Testing Facility, You Are Now A Test Subject」, As stated by the rules of Aperture Laboratories on page 【𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓】.

It entails extensive test chamber research and activities revolving around portals, sometimes including fun and potentially life-threatening activities.

「* She doesn't care about how that sounds to others. She thinks it's neat.」

Regardless, I guarantee to you that I am not a feline.

…
You say I'm the insufferable one yet you are the insufferable one, by far.

I was hoping that there would be a chance of me learning from a version of myself that has potentially seen more, but I was wrong, it seems.

ー 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗺.
　 by default, that is not her priority.
　 she will not fall in love easy!