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THE GOAT
I wish I could know what my @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social minutes are but this is an objectively funny top 3
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social this make me laugh so hard upon both last night and today’s relisten that I had to make it my discord status
September 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Happy Pride Month for this pride month I will celebrate by watching Jac Caglianone play MLB baseball
June 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
why is every baseball fan i talk to both transgender and a fan of an AL central team specifically

this also applies to myself, what the fuck
April 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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science believers on Darwinmas when Fauci Claus comes evolving down the smokestack
December 26, 2024 at 6:23 AM
I don’t even know how to respond to this
December 18, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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why does the wash look like wo chien
December 3, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Wehhhh
November 27, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Anyone wanna do a podcast
November 19, 2024 at 7:04 PM
If you got a voice text from me last night;
A. Believe it or not I was entirely sober
B. Watch out I WILL do it again.
November 19, 2024 at 6:56 PM
She car on my insurance till I salesman
November 19, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Hi chat
November 19, 2024 at 6:54 PM
This user passes off burnt wonderbread and velveeta as restaraunt quality cheesy bread btw
she walk on my dog til i pizza @ape711.bsky.social
November 19, 2024 at 6:43 AM
I was up till 4:30 last night which wasn’t a great idea because notably I’m already in class but was a good idea for reasons I am choosing not to disclose
November 18, 2024 at 2:41 PM
November 18, 2024 at 4:10 AM
neither of you are funny
November 18, 2024 at 3:33 AM
i am hiring a lawyer as we speak @silentfellstar.bsky.social
November 18, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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real‼️
November 15, 2024 at 11:02 PM
She blue on my sky till I
November 14, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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goddamn only one team in the state of Georgia can run the damn ball this year
November 14, 2024 at 6:23 PM
What do you guys know about room 3
November 13, 2024 at 8:11 PM
PROFESSOR PROTON I HAVE 3 WEEKS TO LIVE
November 13, 2024 at 7:39 PM
my discord dms are just 7 austic trans girls in a trench coat, various nonbinary people and one vince
November 12, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Idk what to use this account for but I think the best course of action is use it like I used Twitter in 2020, pre the great sports followers-ifying of my acount so I’m just gonna be comedically down bad and essentially talk like my priv but open
November 12, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Screaming, crying, throwing up, tearing my hair out
November 10, 2024 at 1:14 AM