Mani
apautomatic.bsky.social
Mani
@apautomatic.bsky.social
Music. Food. Arsenal. Videogames. Skinny jeans. (copy-)Lefty. Kisses with saliva. Non-regular exercise at the gym. He/him/they/them (plz)
if you're anything like me, you've spent the past week watching glory videos of our goals while avoiding work, and then got smacked in the face with a 3PM deadline for a project, and had no time to do anything else. My call finishes in another 30 minutes though, and then I'll be a wreck.
April 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
except their latest player acquisition model has been "buy free, pay high" >.> but otherwise, you're absolutely right. He's borderline generational, and will be immensely successful at a club like Real.
April 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I WANT THIS GUY, AND IF YOU DON'T WANT THE SAME GUY, YOU'RE A DUMB DUMB! */mature football discussion*
April 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
"Premier League does not have the balls to let Arsenal win" etc. etc.
March 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
technically, it's correct because he's managed 199 games (so 59.29% win rate). Man United will be the 200th, iirc.
March 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The top two also led competition-distorting projects with the sole aim of whitewashing someone's ill-begotten riches :shrug:
March 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
But also, the extra "-tje" at the end of broer (literal translation of brother) is used to imply your own seniority in a sort of mocking way, essentially making it the equivalent of "lil bro". Unnecessary, perhaps, but adds some extra cheek to the jibe, imo 🤓
March 6, 2025 at 9:29 AM
"ben je gek, broertje?"
March 6, 2025 at 9:18 AM
yeah, I'm generally pretty tolerant of people's nonsense, but he was one of the few accounts I had muted and eventually blocked on the hell site. Word vomit of the worst variety.
March 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
LOLWUT
March 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'd rather they deservedly win it (which it seems like they will do) than be plagued with "What If" questions if we missed out on winning because of all the shoddy decisions we've had go against us. :shrugs:
February 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Fire all the players. That way, they won't get injured.

*/galaxybraining*
February 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
This radar is genuinely the closest thing I've seen to the Messi "Full-Umbrella" radars from his peak years.
February 10, 2025 at 10:22 AM
<3
February 10, 2025 at 9:27 AM
not to belittle your point (and maybe even to magnify it); my premium in the Netherlands (incl. basic + accidental dental coverage) for THE WHOLE YEAR is 10% more than your co-pay. Further, my max co-pay on non-emergency procedures is capped at $400; everything above that is covered. >.>
February 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Especially if you're cis-presenting, and also considered a hopeless romantic/charmer/flirt in the traditional heteronormative sense. But hey, hurray for you (and all of us, too!) <3
February 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I don't have the inclination or photo editing skills to do it, but someone really needs to do a version of the Family Guy "skin colour" notebook check thing, but with different club kits.
February 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Haven't read Seveneves, but reading Snow Crash certainly helped me understand the anonymous-internet-tough-guy trope before it was even a real thing on the internet.
February 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
how *DARE* you have a nuanced take on Arsenal just spending some fahkin' money!?!?!?!? */s*
February 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
His own personal Superman story arc.
February 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
People only the see that Shots number, and goals scored, and think that's the end-all be-all metric.
February 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
No obstacles to this signing, I've heard.... None At All.
February 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM