Trying (and failing) to bake it (the sads) away

Okay now it’s one thing to bring your bike on the incline, but if you bring your husky ass E-BIKE on this bitch? You should get off and let your engine ride you up McArdle, the fuck??

tw*tter saw them first

This was cooked up in an underground lab at Langley to target my brain’s pain receptors and throw them into overdrive.

Coworkers who don’t get you’re not in the mood to talk

Reskeet your profile picture

My body, after consistently biking home from work five days this week, commuting, acting classes, AND keeping a cafe running when my brain has it in mind to be social past 4pm on a Safurday night:

Spider pics exclusively for my fave @danijanae.bsky.social

I call this “First Adventures in Self-Taping”