apandah
@apandahvevo.bsky.social
Every American's favourite dictator
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Apandah
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Apandah
weeded up straight up joirking "it" and by "it" well haha let's just say my apan-peener
March 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
weeded up straight up joirking "it" and by "it" well haha let's just say my apan-peener
Holy shit the emporio VA in english is the same as shinji I didn't know that
March 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Holy shit the emporio VA in english is the same as shinji I didn't know that
I would love for Kanye East to drop a new song. So good
March 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I would love for Kanye East to drop a new song. So good
I never do
All I do is wake up and check if @apandahvevo.bsky.social dropped a new banger on this app It is what I live for
March 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I never do
Pp balls is D LECIOUS
March 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Pp balls is D LECIOUS
what if instead of being trump and elon it was me and jschlatt?
The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning
February 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
what if instead of being trump and elon it was me and jschlatt?
wouldn't it be CRAZY if i showed my face and it was a 14 year old, 4ft 11' filipino kid that speaks english like tony soprano?
February 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
wouldn't it be CRAZY if i showed my face and it was a 14 year old, 4ft 11' filipino kid that speaks english like tony soprano?
Yes. What pre-cum What
February 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Yes. What pre-cum What
creaming so hard rn
February 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
creaming so hard rn
Has anyone done brownies but with white chocolate? Like I know they would be worst than normal ones, but like c'mon they probably look cool and taste ok right?
February 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Has anyone done brownies but with white chocolate? Like I know they would be worst than normal ones, but like c'mon they probably look cool and taste ok right?
*very funny joke here*
February 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
*very funny joke here*
numbers are so dumb, like why tf do we not have capital numbers, i wanna write numbers in all caps
February 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
numbers are so dumb, like why tf do we not have capital numbers, i wanna write numbers in all caps
throw me to the toilet paper section at costco and i will become the best product tester ever
February 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
throw me to the toilet paper section at costco and i will become the best product tester ever
I gripped my balls and they popped 💔
February 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I gripped my balls and they popped 💔
I 100% endorse this as the big poo origin story
February 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I 100% endorse this as the big poo origin story
Since women don't want to date me I will become a "sigma male"
February 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Since women don't want to date me I will become a "sigma male"
I FUCKING LOVE EATING PASTE
February 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I FUCKING LOVE EATING PASTE
ok that kanye video is not canon
February 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
ok that kanye video is not canon
best combo: Big poo the cat, and small piss the dog
February 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
best combo: Big poo the cat, and small piss the dog
Reposted by apandah
You all know this one
February 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You all know this one
I was talking about actual poo not the cat, i was aiming for the ceiling
Big poo almost fell in the toilet
February 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I was talking about actual poo not the cat, i was aiming for the ceiling
Big poo almost fell in the toilet
February 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Big poo almost fell in the toilet