Following President Trump’s uncharacteristically positive press conference, the DOJ has released a photo of the name of “Bubba” in the recently published Epstein Files, per DOJ sources.

Stephen Miller (1985-2025) found dead hanging in his office after watching the Trump-Mamdani glaze session in the Oval Office—per WH sources.

Donald Trump has returned to Mar-a-Lago for another weekend golf getaway after this week of Epstein leaks. On an unrelated note, Former President Bill Clinton has been spotted in Palm Beach with an air of anticipation around him—per local sources.

Nicolás Maduro seen here praying for protection over his nation from incoming bombing raids tonight after Democrats on the House Oversight Committee release damming evidence of President Donald Trump being a pedophile.

President Donald Trump has been sighted using a Ouija board in the WH Situation Room to contact Jeffrey Epstein due to Epstein's email inbox with Trump being full and not taking any more messages, reportedly in an attempt to find where he last left his wallet in Epstein's house, per WH sources.

Senator Cornyn is on his way to Hill after his flight was delayed, his vehicle was last seen entering this tunnel—per sources within his office.

The Shutdown bill receives its 8th necessary vote to pass tonight form George Santos who voted on a straw poll posted to Reddit—per sources familiar with his Reddit account.

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer has reached a deal with the Majority Leader Thune on the shutdown bill: Democrats will pass the bill in exchange for a promise by the Republicans that the ACA will be replaced by HSA savings accounts that can only be used for Polymarket—per sources on the Hill

Andrew Cuomo has been spotted fleeing onboard a plane heading towards the friendly territory of Staten Island after his embarrassing loss. He is accompanied by Yevgeny Prigozhin and hopes for a safe flight, per Cuomo Campaign sources.

Nicolás Maduro has been spotted tonight praying for protection before an expected B-2 bombing run on Caracas due to the Trump Administration's embarrassing electoral loss in an attempt to bolster their chances in the 2026 midterms on the advice of the Ghost of Dick Cheney, according to WH sources.

With the Blue Wave seen here tonight, reports are coming from inside the White House that Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller has conceded rights to cuck him in his marriage to Gavin Newsome as a show of good faith for the 2026 Midterms.

Andrew Cuomo has been found hiding underneath a pile of rubble beneath the Rockefeller Center, per Cuomo Campaign sources.

The DoD has now been renamed to the DOW or the Department of Whiskey as a sign of homage to the recently appointed Secretary of Defense per A.A. reports.

Stephen Miller wore glasses today for a press conference this afternoon to cover his puffy tear-filled eyes after walking in on his wife and Elon Musk for the 7th time this month—per White House sources.

Sephora has reached out to the White House to donate blending products and a color chart to help the WH Interns who have never blended orange before per AP Reporter

The Physician to the President has ordered a Rogaine regimen as of September 3rd, 2025 per White House Sources