why every time I've studied for like five minutes and my bed is like: come hereeeeee you need to lie down
April 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
why every time I've studied for like five minutes and my bed is like: come hereeeeee you need to lie down
Me:
No more junk food.
Also me (0.5 seconds later):
But they seem very delicious...
Brain:
Ignore it. Walk away.
Feet:
*already turning back with no permission*
Result:
Five minutes later I’m eating and wondering why self-control is just a myth invented by people who hate happiness.
No more junk food.
Also me (0.5 seconds later):
But they seem very delicious...
Brain:
Ignore it. Walk away.
Feet:
*already turning back with no permission*
Result:
Five minutes later I’m eating and wondering why self-control is just a myth invented by people who hate happiness.
April 19, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Me:
No more junk food.
Also me (0.5 seconds later):
But they seem very delicious...
Brain:
Ignore it. Walk away.
Feet:
*already turning back with no permission*
Result:
Five minutes later I’m eating and wondering why self-control is just a myth invented by people who hate happiness.
No more junk food.
Also me (0.5 seconds later):
But they seem very delicious...
Brain:
Ignore it. Walk away.
Feet:
*already turning back with no permission*
Result:
Five minutes later I’m eating and wondering why self-control is just a myth invented by people who hate happiness.
seriously why can’t people just sit down and simply enjoy the work in peace…
April 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
seriously why can’t people just sit down and simply enjoy the work in peace…
Me: Adults are not interested in plush toy.
Still Me: Whatttt?! A puppet of NICK WILDE??? Gimme Gimme Gimme!!!
Still Me: Whatttt?! A puppet of NICK WILDE??? Gimme Gimme Gimme!!!
April 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Me: Adults are not interested in plush toy.
Still Me: Whatttt?! A puppet of NICK WILDE??? Gimme Gimme Gimme!!!
Still Me: Whatttt?! A puppet of NICK WILDE??? Gimme Gimme Gimme!!!
hate summer
but love ice-cream and watermelon 😚
but love ice-cream and watermelon 😚
April 16, 2025 at 9:43 AM
hate summer
but love ice-cream and watermelon 😚
but love ice-cream and watermelon 😚
can someone invent a sky-raft? so that I can drift in the sky...
April 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
can someone invent a sky-raft? so that I can drift in the sky...
Let's just run all the way to the edge of the earth and fall off.
April 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Let's just run all the way to the edge of the earth and fall off.
okay at this point I've done this test so many times, and the results never budge... so is 90% introverted… let's be real I'm actually just a cat in human clothing
April 12, 2025 at 8:49 AM
okay at this point I've done this test so many times, and the results never budge... so is 90% introverted… let's be real I'm actually just a cat in human clothing
Everyone’s 20s: glowing up, bossing up, growing up.
My 20s: ‘Why are you back so late?’ —Mom, every time.
My 20s: ‘Why are you back so late?’ —Mom, every time.
April 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Everyone’s 20s: glowing up, bossing up, growing up.
My 20s: ‘Why are you back so late?’ —Mom, every time.
My 20s: ‘Why are you back so late?’ —Mom, every time.
Seriously K-dramas need to stop scamming me out of my tears...
April 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Seriously K-dramas need to stop scamming me out of my tears...
It’s been four days at home but somehow it feels like I just blinked and now it’s time to go back to school?? Noooo!
April 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
It’s been four days at home but somehow it feels like I just blinked and now it’s time to go back to school?? Noooo!
do you think in another universe we'd still be best friends
April 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
do you think in another universe we'd still be best friends
seriously the world really needs to stop messing with introverts... if feeling embarrassed is a crime, I'd have died a thousand times by now
April 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
seriously the world really needs to stop messing with introverts... if feeling embarrassed is a crime, I'd have died a thousand times by now
was in the middle of karaoke song when I suddenly couldn’t see out of my right eye... seriously I thought something was wrong with it—turns out, my colored contact lens just was in the wrong place😅
April 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
was in the middle of karaoke song when I suddenly couldn’t see out of my right eye... seriously I thought something was wrong with it—turns out, my colored contact lens just was in the wrong place😅
fuck I hate today worst ever
March 31, 2025 at 10:14 AM
fuck I hate today worst ever
aww life really needs those small moments to bring healings🥺
March 31, 2025 at 6:06 AM
aww life really needs those small moments to bring healings🥺
Told myself a thousand times not to be so clingy, and the next second, I'm nuzzling up like a little cat anyway...
March 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Told myself a thousand times not to be so clingy, and the next second, I'm nuzzling up like a little cat anyway...
fuck it, I hate nightmares.
March 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
fuck it, I hate nightmares.
study review progress: 0%
March 29, 2025 at 11:29 AM
study review progress: 0%
Okay, I have to admit now, 'princesa' carries a kind of magic that 'good girl' just can’t match... like seriously, why can they make Spanish sound so damn hot... (even though I don't understand a word of ittt)
March 29, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Okay, I have to admit now, 'princesa' carries a kind of magic that 'good girl' just can’t match... like seriously, why can they make Spanish sound so damn hot... (even though I don't understand a word of ittt)
So when your friend is a Va, and she happened to fill one of your GFE scripts, well, which means you can act really really crazy in her comments of the posts.
I was like "when's our wedding 💍?"
She was like "right here right now💍."
I was like "when's our wedding 💍?"
She was like "right here right now💍."
March 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
So when your friend is a Va, and she happened to fill one of your GFE scripts, well, which means you can act really really crazy in her comments of the posts.
I was like "when's our wedding 💍?"
She was like "right here right now💍."
I was like "when's our wedding 💍?"
She was like "right here right now💍."
Don't know anything.
I'm just a cat.
I'm just a cat.
March 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Don't know anything.
I'm just a cat.
I'm just a cat.