aois
@aoisey.bsky.social
23 - she/they
digital timeline of unfortunate events
digital timeline of unfortunate events
Never been so sick in my life I pray for anyone using the toilets in my house this evening bless up fr
June 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Never been so sick in my life I pray for anyone using the toilets in my house this evening bless up fr
I can’t tell the difference between Robert De Niro and Martin Scorsese
June 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I can’t tell the difference between Robert De Niro and Martin Scorsese
Working with customers during the Chat GPT era is fascinating
May 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Working with customers during the Chat GPT era is fascinating
My hips got so stupidly big. I can’t fit into shit anymore. I hate this. I don’t understand
May 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
My hips got so stupidly big. I can’t fit into shit anymore. I hate this. I don’t understand
Bridge over water i am jumping off if I hear that fucking song one more time
May 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Bridge over water i am jumping off if I hear that fucking song one more time
Liking golf is a mental illness
May 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Liking golf is a mental illness
Why are female cats called queens and female dogs called bitches
April 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why are female cats called queens and female dogs called bitches
Waiter in the restaurant gave me my receipt, then asked if I wanted a receipt, to which I said “yes, bye” and left. Not sure who was more awkward in this situation.
April 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Waiter in the restaurant gave me my receipt, then asked if I wanted a receipt, to which I said “yes, bye” and left. Not sure who was more awkward in this situation.
Yeah so my vertical labret piercing nearly finished me off but I look sexy so I don’t care about that rn
April 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Yeah so my vertical labret piercing nearly finished me off but I look sexy so I don’t care about that rn
Reposted by aois
![Pedals (died October 2016, New Jersey, United States) was an American black bear (Ursus americanus) that walked upright on its hind legs[1] because of injuries on its front paws.[2] After videos of the bear were posted on the internet, more than 300,000 people signed a petition to move the bear to a wildlife sanctuary. However, Pedals appears to have been one of hundreds of bears killed by bullets or arrows in October 2016 in New Jersey's first sanctioned bow-and-arrow hunt in four decades.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreicr5m2a22sdjt6ko2q4fdzttbhpuu5ivkk3ke575i52ufjg5dhjta@jpeg)
Probably going to get the tattoo I got at 18 covered up. My mother was right. This is the first and last time I’ll ever say that.
April 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Probably going to get the tattoo I got at 18 covered up. My mother was right. This is the first and last time I’ll ever say that.
We’re just going to pretend that entire season of Yellowjackets never happened, ok?
April 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
We’re just going to pretend that entire season of Yellowjackets never happened, ok?
Dentist said I grind too much in my sleep he real asf for that ‼️ except this literally did happen and i have to wear a mouth guard
April 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Dentist said I grind too much in my sleep he real asf for that ‼️ except this literally did happen and i have to wear a mouth guard
The bus driver just stopped in the middle of the road, got out of the bus and looked at me through the window. I’m not even joking. I am the only person on this bus. What is happening
April 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The bus driver just stopped in the middle of the road, got out of the bus and looked at me through the window. I’m not even joking. I am the only person on this bus. What is happening
I started my 11 hour shift yesterday. Came out of it with an autoimmune disease. Not even a joke somehow. Can’t believe my life!
April 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I started my 11 hour shift yesterday. Came out of it with an autoimmune disease. Not even a joke somehow. Can’t believe my life!
Found out I was breathing in burnt rubber the past few nights because my hot water bottle was quite literally melting. Melting. Love that for me. I was wondering why my snot was black. At least now I have the answer.
April 9, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Found out I was breathing in burnt rubber the past few nights because my hot water bottle was quite literally melting. Melting. Love that for me. I was wondering why my snot was black. At least now I have the answer.
I’m actually amazed we never renamed the term hot water bottle. It’s hot and full of water but it’s not really a bottle. Bottles are generally spherical. It’s more of a hot water pouch if anything.
April 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’m actually amazed we never renamed the term hot water bottle. It’s hot and full of water but it’s not really a bottle. Bottles are generally spherical. It’s more of a hot water pouch if anything.
Did my first 11 hour shift. Here’s to many more unfortunately. Including tomorrow. Uber driver drove past me saying nee naw nee naw. Then I cancelled him and got a new one. Don’t know why he did that. Ruined my day tbh kid’s crying.
April 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Did my first 11 hour shift. Here’s to many more unfortunately. Including tomorrow. Uber driver drove past me saying nee naw nee naw. Then I cancelled him and got a new one. Don’t know why he did that. Ruined my day tbh kid’s crying.
I’m whatever the opposite of observant is. I don’t notice shit, ever. Someone’s like hey they changed the wallpaper and I’m like … it changed? The existence of the wallpaper never occurred to me. Some people make me realize how little I actually care about my surroundings
April 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’m whatever the opposite of observant is. I don’t notice shit, ever. Someone’s like hey they changed the wallpaper and I’m like … it changed? The existence of the wallpaper never occurred to me. Some people make me realize how little I actually care about my surroundings
My confession is that I don’t know who Helen Keller is.
April 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My confession is that I don’t know who Helen Keller is.
Men who joke about reading feminist literature are criminally unfunny to the point where it should be analyzed in a lab
March 24, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Men who joke about reading feminist literature are criminally unfunny to the point where it should be analyzed in a lab
This Garron Noone shite is soooo dramatic sorry like if you’re going to make factually incorrect statements you can’t just pussy out by deactivating
March 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This Garron Noone shite is soooo dramatic sorry like if you’re going to make factually incorrect statements you can’t just pussy out by deactivating
Not even messing this man sitting next to me at the back of the bus just literally fell on top of me. Said nothing. He was sitting down next to me and just fell. Like. And then sat back upright. No words exchanged. Ok
March 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Not even messing this man sitting next to me at the back of the bus just literally fell on top of me. Said nothing. He was sitting down next to me and just fell. Like. And then sat back upright. No words exchanged. Ok
Unfortunately if someone is quick-witted and mean and makes good jokes I’m sold. They could be a horrible person. I literally don’t care. If they’re funny I don’t care I will fall for them
March 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Unfortunately if someone is quick-witted and mean and makes good jokes I’m sold. They could be a horrible person. I literally don’t care. If they’re funny I don’t care I will fall for them