It's a sick slide, but why is a glorified DH playing 2B?
January 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
It's a sick slide, but why is a glorified DH playing 2B?
Read the fucking room, frog and toad bot. How much trauma can we sustain!?
January 14, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Read the fucking room, frog and toad bot. How much trauma can we sustain!?
Damn. Hit their ass with the textual evidence request. I'm having university flashbacks over here.
But, yeah, I'd also like a damn source for this.
But, yeah, I'd also like a damn source for this.
January 14, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Damn. Hit their ass with the textual evidence request. I'm having university flashbacks over here.
But, yeah, I'd also like a damn source for this.
But, yeah, I'd also like a damn source for this.
I need Gus Johnson to do commentary for almost everything. Get him doing a play-by-play of Julius Caeser and the Ides of March.
January 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I need Gus Johnson to do commentary for almost everything. Get him doing a play-by-play of Julius Caeser and the Ides of March.
The two games vs the Rams were decided by a TOTAL of 3 points, including an OT. The Rams are the worst possible matchup for the Seahawks and vice versa.
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
The two games vs the Rams were decided by a TOTAL of 3 points, including an OT. The Rams are the worst possible matchup for the Seahawks and vice versa.
There were good people on both sides
January 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
There were good people on both sides
Jennings is the best qb in this game, CMC is the best WR in this game...and I'm only half joking
January 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Jennings is the best qb in this game, CMC is the best WR in this game...and I'm only half joking
No joke, I pooped in my own shower yesterday. Emergency situation. This marks the 4th time ever I've pooped in a shower, after the 3 times in '19. 2019 was a banner year for shower shits.
January 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
No joke, I pooped in my own shower yesterday. Emergency situation. This marks the 4th time ever I've pooped in a shower, after the 3 times in '19. 2019 was a banner year for shower shits.
I'll just floss tomorrow...
January 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I'll just floss tomorrow...
Funny you mention this, because my kindergarteners were acting like monsters today. They even broke containment and rushed into our classroom without lining up and I was listening to you on The Press Box.
They love Gracie's Corner - and so do I - but the dancing is uncanny valley.
They love Gracie's Corner - and so do I - but the dancing is uncanny valley.
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Funny you mention this, because my kindergarteners were acting like monsters today. They even broke containment and rushed into our classroom without lining up and I was listening to you on The Press Box.
They love Gracie's Corner - and so do I - but the dancing is uncanny valley.
They love Gracie's Corner - and so do I - but the dancing is uncanny valley.
But really, where did you watch and plz send pics
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 AM
But really, where did you watch and plz send pics
Bangkok better get ready. Paint that town...blue and green
January 4, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Bangkok better get ready. Paint that town...blue and green
Yeah, I saved all of these for future use, but "you are barely smart enough to breathe" is the best. That's art. I'm making a giphy of it.
January 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Yeah, I saved all of these for future use, but "you are barely smart enough to breathe" is the best. That's art. I'm making a giphy of it.
Sold. We're going to Thailand soon, definitely will have to visit this island/resort. I'm sure finding the 8 AM Seahawks will be easy in Bangkok, but have you finalized a gameplan?
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Sold. We're going to Thailand soon, definitely will have to visit this island/resort. I'm sure finding the 8 AM Seahawks will be easy in Bangkok, but have you finalized a gameplan?
Rare Frog and Toad Bot typo. I'm glad I'm alive to see it. I still gave it a heart. This account rocks the block. Keep it going.
January 1, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Rare Frog and Toad Bot typo. I'm glad I'm alive to see it. I still gave it a heart. This account rocks the block. Keep it going.
We keep it Yuletide at home and in my kindergarten classroom from December through January. Because January is awful.
December 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
We keep it Yuletide at home and in my kindergarten classroom from December through January. Because January is awful.
What's crazy is that Saubert was the only real option on this play. He blocked, staggered, then leaked across the middle. The middle that was wide open because JSN and Kupp ran dummy outs, barner cleared two defenders in the other direction, and charbs ran a bubble flat route.
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
What's crazy is that Saubert was the only real option on this play. He blocked, staggered, then leaked across the middle. The middle that was wide open because JSN and Kupp ran dummy outs, barner cleared two defenders in the other direction, and charbs ran a bubble flat route.
You easily cleared 4 inches on that jump. I always focus on getting a vert PR on any Seahawks' game winner.
December 19, 2025 at 6:53 AM
You easily cleared 4 inches on that jump. I always focus on getting a vert PR on any Seahawks' game winner.
You're a secret Mariners' fan. I believe this in my heart and brain.
December 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
You're a secret Mariners' fan. I believe this in my heart and brain.
Marshawn doesn't have an accent. That's just the way the creators intended us to speak. Everyone else has just gone astray.
December 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Marshawn doesn't have an accent. That's just the way the creators intended us to speak. Everyone else has just gone astray.
The Spurs are a fun watch. But maybe the Lakers could make some sort of unprecedented soccer loan to the Spurs for Luka. Just one year! Is it legal for the Lakers and Spurs to form a super team for this year? I feel like anything is possible under this regime.
Un-Sincerely,
A Sonics fan
Un-Sincerely,
A Sonics fan
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The Spurs are a fun watch. But maybe the Lakers could make some sort of unprecedented soccer loan to the Spurs for Luka. Just one year! Is it legal for the Lakers and Spurs to form a super team for this year? I feel like anything is possible under this regime.
Un-Sincerely,
A Sonics fan
Un-Sincerely,
A Sonics fan