anzu's entire thing is that she's just straight up strong as fuck. no special techniques. she's just a brick shithouse like a 3000 atk normal monster with no effects. whereas chakha is absolutely a comparatively weak underdog that has to rely on a lot of support and weird techniques to win fights.

wols is dragons

IF THE WANDERING MINSTREL COMES DOWN MY CHIMNEY I'M GON' FUCK HIM

I'M SMOKING LIZARD TAINT (this one's about Au Ra)

WALKED ALONG THE SAND DUNES OF THE SAGOLII DESERT FOR FORTY DAYS AND FORTY NIGHTS WITH NOTHING BUT A PACK OF ULDAHN SOMNUS AND A FIFTH OF MILKROOT

THESE FEN-YIIS ARE FROM GRIDANIA YOU FUCKIN IDIOT

I HAVE SEEN THE LOST CITY OF AMAUROT. I HAVE SEEN THE FINAL DAYS. I WAS FLIPPING BRICKS FOR THE CONVOCATION OF FOURTEEN BEFORE YA'LL EVEN BECAME A TYPE 1 CIVILIZATION

LAST GUY WHO RAN OFF ON THE PACK GOT CHOKED OUT BY SOME FEN-YIIS. THE LAST THING HE EVER SAW WAS THE PRICE TAG ON THEM

no...

the succulent Chinese meal fund