jealous...my coffee half life ends as soon as I finish drinking it istg

*shakes florescently lit cage*

but the sunshine...THE SUNSHINE!

Shelves lose to the ceiling. It's unused space and you can be forgiven for dusting it once a quarter.

The wildest thing about all this is that when you want to report a crime on campus the police are all "so sorry outside our jurisdiction"; but when they want to create a kill box because some mystery donor doesn't like peaceful assembly it's suddenly within their responsibilities.

Noem's ark is not to be confused with Noah's ark

My coworkers would probably claim I'm an extrovert based on attitude and patient care without actually considering how many work functions I have not showed up to.

Don't forget the capitalists in health insurance companies/programs. Managed care companies specifically designed to trick people into believing they get more benefits by adding a optometry or audiology and then decimating in patient services is top of my hate list.

This reminds me of that study where they took a look at job resumes and behaviors in the workplace by assigning male/female names to the same information and discovered that male names had more favorable responses.

Don't let them charge your PTO then