i will never know peace when it comes to my name lmao

that last one was not depression posting, it was about me not wanting to do my job lol

i’m tired of being needed ugh

coworker: why does it smell like something is burning?
me *focused on a task unable to have a filter*: it’s because i’m so hot.
(tweeted 3/2/19 @9:04am)

Coworker 1 to Coworker 2: Hey! You’re alive!
C2 to C1: yeah.
Me walking past: is anyone really ever alive?
C1 to me: do you need a hug?
(tweeted 2/22/19 @12:34 pm)

“I don’t know ma daddy but I’m sure i shot out of his dick ready” -Gambit

my friend Catherine: i mean i would date you. *long pause* if i didn’t know you.

(tweeted 2/5/19 @ 6:24pm)

Vanjie should’ve won S11. lmao #TeamVanjie

it be ur own wife waking u up from your lunch nap 😢

I am kinda funny on twitter, i’ll probably be reposing shit from there on here 🤷🏽