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Sam VdS
@anxiousfishclub.bsky.social
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Bread magician ✨
It doesn’t have to be perfect, as long as it makes you happy ♥️
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Lemon (poppyseed) shark bread 🦈 🍋
Baked bread loaf shaped like a lemon shark with poppyseeds on the top and hazelnut eyes Unbaked bread loaf shaped like a lemon shark with poppyseeds on the top and hazelnut eyes Sliced bread loaf shaped like a lemon shark with a slice on the side topped with strawberry jam
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Finally the game I drew fanart of as a child is getting its dues in the big year 2025
Child pencil drawing of art from Kirby Air Ride with Kirby riding a Wheelie vehicle
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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How rfk jr seems to think this works
Soldier protecting sleeping child Meme where the weapons and fire are labeled “autism cells” and the soldier is labeled “foreskin”
October 10, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Close enough
TikTok comment reading “this album is supposed to be a joke. actual swifties understand this”
October 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Democracy isn’t dead
Fat bear week match 2 You voted! Here are the results
September 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Shark bread oo-ha-ha
Great white shark shaped bread loaf with cocoa coloring and raisin eyes Top view of Great white shark shaped bread loaf with cocoa coloring Front face view of Great white shark shaped bread loaf with cocoa coloring and raisin eyes and almond sliver teeth Side view of Great white shark shaped bread with gills and upright fins showing
August 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Diva Plavalaguna from The Fifth Element dying after she says the line “the stones are in me”
August 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Zach Efron shrugging meme "THE ENLIGHTENED CENTRIST" I'm not left or right I'm a secret third thing (right) You see it's all about striking a balance Between criticizing the left and defending the right I respect all political viewpoints It's just a coincidence I only happen to show support for the right wing ones I'm above all that partisan fighting Basically I found a way to feel superior to both sides without taking any principled positions Both sides are equally bad I think antifascism is the same as fascism and should be treated exactly the same, which says a lot about what I really believe if you think about it I STAND FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LMAO
July 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Meme that says “TRADE OFFER” at the top I receive - Larger stakes & cut of revenue - Exclusive IP access You receive - Nothing in return - Threat of antitrust action
June 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Raccoon Bread 🦝
Unbaked loaf of bread shaped like a raccoon Unbaked loaf of bread shaped like a raccoon Puffier baked loaf of bread shaped like a raccoon Sliced loaf of bread shaped like a raccoon
June 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Things are definitely worse and fascist, but let’s not pretend this is “unamerican”
Meme where 2 astronauts are looking at earth while one holds a gun “America is a police state now!” “Always has been”
June 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Simpsons meme of two monkeys with knives fighting while people cheer and bet money on them. One monkey is labeled trump, the other Elon.
June 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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How it feels watching two of the most powerful and horrible people in the world publicly fight and crashout online
Simpsons meme of two monkeys with knives fighting while people cheer and bet money on them. One monkey is labeled trump, the other Elon.
June 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Happy pride 🌈
Time for the same bi “discourse” that happens every June
Yu-gi-oh meme where Kaiba says “thanks for being an ally” and Yugi responds with “? I’m literally bi” and blasts his ass
June 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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AlexBlechman tweet reading Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
May 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Reject modernity: with an image generated by AI of octopuses and sea life with terrible eyes that’s uncanny and creepy and wrong on a carnival ride Embrace tradition: with an image of airbrushed Disney and WB characters that’s definitely not allowed on another carnival ride
May 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Tweet from @drewjanda The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters
May 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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lol appeal was also rejected
Content can't be restored It was determined that your content violates our Community Guidelines and cannot be restored. Comment details '''Don't talk to me until l've had my breakfast beans" mug" Violation reasons Community Guidelines Your content is against our Community Guidelines. The guidelines include rules and standards for using TikTok that apply to everyone and everything on our platform. See Community Guidelines.
April 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Lmfao TikTok is so wild these days, they allow insane horrific comments all the time when I report them, but flag me making a beans joke on a video about coffee being bean juice
TikTok alert reading Comment removed This comment violates our Community Guidelines. Comment details "'Don't talk to me until l've had my breakfast beans" mug" Violation reasons Community Guidelines Your content is against our Community Guidelines. The guidelines include rules and standards for using TikTok that apply to everyone and everything on our platform. See Community Guidelines.
April 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Pippin screaming and writhing while his hands are stuck on the palantír in Lord of the Rings
April 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Pippin screaming and writhing while his hands are stuck on the palantír in Lord of the Rings
April 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Post from @pererokii: oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures? 🥺🥺 yeah? 🥺🥺 do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? 🥺🥺 you're a moron?? 🥺🥺 do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ?? 🥺🥺🥺
April 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Image of Anakin from Star Wars: The Phantom Menace flying a spaceship with the text “Now THIS is a trade war”
April 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Good Bones Maggie Smith Life is short, though I keep this from my children. Life is short, and I've shortened mine in a thousand delicious, ill-advised ways, a thousand deliciously ill-advised ways I'll keep from my children. The world is at least fifty percent terrible, and that's a conservative estimate, though I keep this from my children. For every bird there is a stone thrown at a bird. For every loved child, a child broken, bagged, sunk in a lake. Life is short and the world is at least half terrible, and for every kind stranger, there is one who would break you, though I keep this from my children. I am trying to sell them the world. Any decent realtor, walking you through a real shithole, chirps on about good bones: This place could be beautiful, right? You could make this place beautiful.
March 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Eurylochus the moment Odysseus fell asleep with the wind bag
Meme of cat looking down slightly with a self-satisfied, mischievous smile and squinting eyes as if he’s about to do something he knows he shouldn’t but can’t resist
March 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM