anyway I'm holding a memorial service for my spreadsheet, which was shot between the eyes, on sight, at point blank range by onedrive. We're having a reception afterwards, bring tater tot casserole pls. </3

Adobe is insidious, but we don't talk enough about how microsoft is 100x harder to escape when your employer/clients use it. After months of searching, I still haven't found an excel alternative that meets my bare minimum needs

Adobe is just a bumbling antagonist next to the real villain: Microsoft

HORSE HEAD GET

I don’t need cider to be asking this myself every day LOL

The best feature: crayola super tips don’t have distinguishing color ID numbers, but some of them do have this label on them that looks like “labia.” The labia markers have brought me much joy

These things are legit great art tools btw. Behind uniball and pilot pens, crayons makers are my favorite physical medium, not even joking

I wish nyc was real

I need a 'rude' label on my entire profile, post-haste

Oh hell yeah, Microcenter is the best. Rip to your wallet