Knowing the week will only get easier from here

Nothing makes my skin crawl more than 1 or 2, tho. Even when I was an active drunk, I’d take a pass on 1-2, and just go sober until I could find an environment where I could *really* drink

Water is great for boosting your serotonin, too. It really works

Those scented bags are like raccoon catnip, which is a problem if your municipality frowns on trash cans