I’ve found that if I now receive an actual bank note in a birthday card it just feels like a gift voucher and not real money.

“Scream not working because space make deaf.”

A new fragrance from Ariana Grande and R.E.M. does Michael Stipe know?

Outside experiencing something called “nature”. This tree looks suspicious.

Robot or beach telescope? #facesinthings

Travelling into work at 5.30 so I can make sounds that people can wake up to and then travel into work.

There’s something very satisfying about replacing a thermostatic shower tap and it now gives hot water and doesn’t leak. Make’s me want to shout from the rooftops “I did the thing!”. Of course no one else is that bothered.