He’s a difficult boy and stresses me out sometimes but damn do I love him.

My angry bird alarm clock.

Don’t worry, her recall is insane. She’s obsessed with me. It’s very unhealthy.

Hey, today is my birthday. Younger me hid from the world, and that was no good. I wish to be seen! Hi, hello! If you read this, tell a friend how much you appreciate them. Maybe kiss them on the forehead or invite them outside to practice obedience. IDK how human friendships work! You do you.