Tony Benjamins
@antonuse.bsky.social
Father of two grown women, grandpa (Opa) to three boys. Married to my first wife for 49 years. Citizen (subject) of the Netherlands. I believe today’s republicans are people with a mental illness.
Coming up: Ghislaine verifies that it was all a hoax, and there are no victims. tRump pardon in the works. “We have a nice spot as ambassador to the US Virgin Islands for G-Laine!” says Dirty Diaper Don.
July 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Coming up: Ghislaine verifies that it was all a hoax, and there are no victims. tRump pardon in the works. “We have a nice spot as ambassador to the US Virgin Islands for G-Laine!” says Dirty Diaper Don.
I knew the NRA was just bullshitting when they said they’d take up arms against a tyrannical government. Crickets.
It was just about profits for gun companies.
It was just about profits for gun companies.
July 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I knew the NRA was just bullshitting when they said they’d take up arms against a tyrannical government. Crickets.
It was just about profits for gun companies.
It was just about profits for gun companies.
Congratulations to the ruling class in their recent victory in the war on (people in) poverty.
July 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Congratulations to the ruling class in their recent victory in the war on (people in) poverty.
Beautiful day ahead in the PNW.
May 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Beautiful day ahead in the PNW.
Why is it spelled “do.” It should be “du.” Du you agree?
May 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Why is it spelled “do.” It should be “du.” Du you agree?
Seems like this administration is filled with insider traitors.
May 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Seems like this administration is filled with insider traitors.
If they can put George Santos in jail, they can do it to anyone.
Anyone who commits fraud.
Anyone who commits fraud.
April 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If they can put George Santos in jail, they can do it to anyone.
Anyone who commits fraud.
Anyone who commits fraud.
Will no one tell the emperor that he has no brain?
April 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Will no one tell the emperor that he has no brain?
The money you had in your 401k has been replaced by liberal tears.
April 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The money you had in your 401k has been replaced by liberal tears.
Stop worrying! Everything will be fine, in less than fifty years!
April 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Stop worrying! Everything will be fine, in less than fifty years!
Turns out, he wasn’t a businessman, he just played one on TV.
April 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Turns out, he wasn’t a businessman, he just played one on TV.
We can only conclude that this administration is over seeing a reign of error.
March 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
We can only conclude that this administration is over seeing a reign of error.
When you get asked to do a doggy portrait, and can’t pick your favorite pose.
March 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
When you get asked to do a doggy portrait, and can’t pick your favorite pose.
Oh boy, they got caught, so now deny that Musk was about to learn “Ancient Chinese Secrets.”
March 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Oh boy, they got caught, so now deny that Musk was about to learn “Ancient Chinese Secrets.”
“We’ve got nothing against democracy, it’s just that it’s standing in the way of us ruling over every aspect of your lives.”
- Tech Bros
- Tech Bros
March 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“We’ve got nothing against democracy, it’s just that it’s standing in the way of us ruling over every aspect of your lives.”
- Tech Bros
- Tech Bros
New requirement for receiving your monthly Social Security: in-person appearance and blood draw/test to verify identity through DNA match. Might take a while, but will assure no fraud waste or abuse.
March 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
New requirement for receiving your monthly Social Security: in-person appearance and blood draw/test to verify identity through DNA match. Might take a while, but will assure no fraud waste or abuse.
I think I get the big plan. They’re gonna turn Mars into Earth, and Earth into Mars.
March 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I think I get the big plan. They’re gonna turn Mars into Earth, and Earth into Mars.
I think it’s time for Biden to visit Chuck and tell him it’s time to go.
March 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I think it’s time for Biden to visit Chuck and tell him it’s time to go.
I don’t think the majority of MAGAts will trade in their 2003 Dodge Neons for a Tesla Swastikar anytime soon.
March 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I don’t think the majority of MAGAts will trade in their 2003 Dodge Neons for a Tesla Swastikar anytime soon.
It’s a miracle! Justice is no longer blind.
Thank you, president von Shitzenpants!
Thank you, president von Shitzenpants!
March 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
It’s a miracle! Justice is no longer blind.
Thank you, president von Shitzenpants!
Thank you, president von Shitzenpants!
Time for New Democratic Party leadership.
Spine required.
Spine required.
March 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Time for New Democratic Party leadership.
Spine required.
Spine required.
I would absolutely believe in a god/creator, if men had no nipples.
March 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I would absolutely believe in a god/creator, if men had no nipples.
There will be some short term pain. Unfortunately, you won’t be able to afford to drink your way through this.
March 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
There will be some short term pain. Unfortunately, you won’t be able to afford to drink your way through this.
The loss of your career is “a little bit of pain.”
Let’s give republican congress people some of that pain.
Let’s give republican congress people some of that pain.
March 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The loss of your career is “a little bit of pain.”
Let’s give republican congress people some of that pain.
Let’s give republican congress people some of that pain.
I’m thinking of starting a Go Fund Me for Canada.
March 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’m thinking of starting a Go Fund Me for Canada.