I'm glad the people playing music at the bar aren't playing "scaring the ****" music

Scrolling through the camera roll and 90% of the photos have my son in them

If I owned a corporation and a state sued, I'd just close all the stores down in the state. Continue doing business elsewhere.

If you thought the price of eggs wasn't an issue, here's a sign I saw on the way home

Having to wait for episodes to release is brutal now. Getting a series all at once has spoiled me and waiting a week seems like a lifetime. I'll continue to sing praises of Hulu's Paradise

If you're not up on Paradise, I encourage to watch it. I'm only a few episodes in, but it's worth the watch!

Getting convicted but it not having an impact on you other than people being able to convicted felon seems like there was no point. He won't need another job in 4 years. He'll hit the speech circuit, write, a book, and call it a life.

Sitting at the bar on a Sunday evening like I typically do (old lady does therapy at that time) and this lady comes up next to me and introduces herself. I've been out of the game for a while, so I'm not always hip to when I'm being hit on. She talks about not going out often, working a lot, and...

By June of 2025, I will be able to string three sentences in Spanish together. The kid goes to a Spanish immersion daycare and I'll be damned if he thinks he'll give me attitude in a language I don't fully understand.

Went back to the same bar and the former student was the bartender again and comes over and was like "Mr. Little!" Ma'am, it's Antonio please.

If the feds pursue a case, spend taxpayers money on resources and then drop the case, shouldn't we get a refund via the IRS? Had they lost, cool, I can accept it, but to know you wouldn't and then drop it? Run me some of my money back.

That awkward moment that a former student is now serving you alcohol and they're not old enough to drink themselves

Having to try and get people back in the stands because there's :01 being put back on the clock is crazy. College football is the greatest!

Kendrick dropped the album today. No heads up or nothing. Let me see what he put together.

Guy at church last week told me I looked like Jon Jones and thought I took offense to that. Why would I? Not the first time I heard it.

I wonder if those in Popeye's marketing department thought of calling it The Big Back Box? 🤔

If people had to pay more for that Paul-Tyson fight like they have to for the Jones fight tonight, there would be more outrage.