Disrupting the Liberal Agenda with one little sentence… Tutti Frutti JellyBelly’s just taste like bubblegum. GO AHEAD AND LOCK ME UP

If Jesus could turn water into peach tea like my Cirkul bottle I’d be a little more impressed.

Record low temps in my 10 square mile town. Can confirm global warming is NOT REAL. Checkmate libs

It’s cold outside so my students WILL be watching the Calcifer Yule log and listening to Hozier’s masterpiece Unreal Unearth while they work. #spreadingmyagenda

Eating Chow Mein and chicken nuggets at a run down Chinese restaurant just like the pilgrims did it

The Love’s gas station toilet feels like home to me 🥰🥰

Thanksgiving? More like NO THANKS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣