Old guy walks by you. “Biking up the hill will never get easier if you push.”

Wait, wait wait. It does not sound like they were even paying you. This is much funnier now

I know of two people who subscribed to the examiner this year so whatever

Yeah I almost regret forgoing a balaclava but I figured it would deter people from chatting with me

Wow I made essentially the same post but with worse duck pics before I saw this. Glad we had the same takeaway 🤝

I’m getting the scoop the same way you do! Eavesdropping on the party line, smoking on street corners, decoding messages in the personals ads…