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Wayne
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I am just looking for great deals on male enhancement products and meme t-shirts.
I fixed the problem.
October 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Presented without context
September 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'm going to assume a goofy AI agent flagged my very slow run? I can't understand why this would happen lol. I've run this exact route twice in the last month at nearly the same pace.

I mean, it doesn't matter, it's just stupid.
August 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Everyone shits on Howard Hughes but have you ever locked yourself inside and watched this on repeat for a week or so? It is probably good that I will never be rich.
August 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I'm dealing with a couple of nagging physical problems and my training schedule is a joke and I have actual, grown up Shit To Do that I don't post about. Shouting into the void was therapeutic for a time but I don't think anyone needs my anecdotes. So anyway I'm posting about jogging.
July 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I'm looking for the biography this article is referring to. You get the broad strokes from this but I'm gonna keep looking. This is my favorite piece of hometown lore - they collected 5 dead generals, stuck them in the ground, then whipped up this story about Cleburne thinking it was pretty.
June 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Waiting for my kid to finish winning this Mario Kart tournament but some celebrity entrants are locked in a battle to the death.
June 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'm imagining how angry a certain goose stepping billionaire would be if somebody updated this billboard to critique his presence in our city.

If it was good enough for the Piggly Wiggly guy it's good enough for ole shithead.
May 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You're the journalist but it sounds to me like you are really describing "buy the dip" guys...guys who are gonna push all their chips to the center of the table because that's what winners do.

Like this guy:
May 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
As I remember it, Jay’s Soul Exchange was posted and taken down within like 24 hours. I think there were six total tracks but I only had time to grab 4 before it disappeared from the internet. For that reason it’s my favorite mashup.
May 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
My running shoe rotation.

Except for wet days, I have a different rotation for rainy days. Those shoes live outside life now, they have seen too much to be close to the hearth.
May 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I don’t know why this is making me laugh so hard
May 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Demon Days was released 20 years ago today. I obsessively listened to this record and the various b-sides for probably two years. Back when we drank from the hose pipe and walked backward uphill to the beating factory until Reagan shut it down.
May 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Despite the imminent potential destruction of my career and uncertain prospects for the future, I love looking at houses. I love seeing the crazy ideas that pop into a person's head when they pull $50k of equity out of a 90 year old house

Like a swimming pool next to the driveway with no enclosure
April 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
A mind operating at peak performance: "You know that drill meme where the guy is begging not to put in the newspaper that I'm mad? I'm the OPPOSITE"

I've never exposed myself to his posts and I never will again, but this really made me chuckle.
April 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Like the size of the pill is your doctor telling your body that each course of treatment is more intimidating. Like the next option involves Louis Pasteur showing up with his syringe full of soldiers.

(I fucking loved this book as a kid)
March 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Tuesday afternoon I was running through a storm when the perfect song came on. I stopped to take a picture and for once I am glad I did.
March 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Bookmarking this in case Amazon decides to stop carrying the only deodorant I know I can use.
March 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This package has been everywhere in town except my damn house, good lord.
March 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I need to transfer this image from my desktop to my phone, and this is about as efficient as any of the other options so I'm posting it here
February 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Years after my he died, a neighbor also claimed that they and a few other men from our street had participated. Why would an old man tell something like that to a little kid? This old man had just burned a house down to prevent a black family from living there and he wanted to justify his actions.
February 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
lol here is the message I sent my wife.

One time this guy heard my wife say it was 1.5 miles from their house to ours and loudly said “ONE POINT EIGHT MILES” and I’ve sorta expected her to run him down ever since 🤣
February 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Is that a dolphin? Did they mount a goddamn dolphin?
February 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I continue to find joy in my sketchbook.
February 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
That's fascinating. Would you consider this the throttle or is it more of a turbo? I'm not certain what we're doing with the rope but fuck it I'm ready to report for duty.
February 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM