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antlerpuppy.bsky.social
Guinness Book of Girlfailures
@antlerpuppy.bsky.social
58 followers 51 following 380 posts
She/It 🏳️‍⚧️ 06/20/03
Recipient of the 2007 "DO NOT SERVE" award at Denny's™

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antlerpuppy.bsky.social
harvestmen my beloved
harvestman sprawled out on a leaf lightly colored harvestman on the underside of a steel cable Harvestman on the ground with several tiny orange parasitic mites on its body
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
first period on my new estrogen dose
Angry werewolf in front of the moon
October 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
Finished painting sister Adha Rook. This finishes off strike team Atrocity for now

#warhammercommunity
A space marine heavy intercessor miniature with heavy bolter painted in the colors of the Marines Malevolent (black and yellow). There is a scythe painted onto her right kneepad and a lightning bolt under her left. Her heavy bolter bears a vertical red and white checkerboard pattern stripe near the muzzle. A back view of the same model. from this angle the Marines Malevolent chapter badge (a winged lightning bolt) is visible on the left pauldron. Additionally the checkerboard stripe motif is repeated on her power pack An additional angle from the side. From this angle the devastator chevron is visible on the right pauldron. closeup of the heavy bolter. A red stylized explosion is painted on the side of the magazine.
October 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
oh goodness gracious
temptation from Larryboy and the bad apple. A pea behind her is tied to the ceiling.
October 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
deeply sorry to anyone who may have followed me for my warhammer stuff this is the real me
epic awesome werewolf howling in front of the moon
October 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
Meet Captain Andrea Kask, tyrant of the Marines Malevolent 4th company. She's also a new leader for my kill team

#WarhammerCommunity
A primaris space marine captain miniature painted in the colors of the Marines Malevolent (bright yellow and black). She is wielding a silver plasma pistol with glowing blue accents in her right hand. In her left she wears a bloodstained powerfist painted with hazard stripes and holds high a scavenged green space marine helmet. Her own helmet is a mkVI corvus pattern, wreathed in silver laurels, and painted yellow with a shark toothed smile at the sides of the beak. She wears a tilt shield displaying a yellow and green horizontally halved pattern overlayed by a skull. A back view of the miniature displaying a black cape. The chapter badge, visible on both her left pauldron and on her powerpack, is a winged lightning bolt. A closeup of the salvaged helmet. Its green paint is dented chipped and dirtied. Its eye lenses are a greenish yellow in accordance with the heraldry of the Salamanders chapter. A focus on the models lower half and base. Her kneepads display a crux terminatus (a circular skull motif) on the right and hazard stripes on the left. She stands on shattered brown stonework engraved with the imperial aquilla (a two headed eagle though only one is present here) with an ork skull at her feet. The dirt is pinkish-orange
September 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
retvrn...
low resolution poster of the movie "LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW!"
September 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
I got you lemme know if you need me to improve it.
A four panel comic titled Plein Air by Wigglewood on Webtoon or @RileyWiggleWood. The comic opens with a woman on a park bench looking up from her phone. She thinks "Oh is that guy an artist?". We cut to a man across the trail on a separate bench thoughtfully scribbling on a paper pad. "I wonder if he's drawing me..." the woman thinks, blushing as she turns back to her phone. We see a pov from the man. He writes in his pad in pencil "GIRL, AT PARK, SHORT HAIR, MASSIVE BREASTS, LARGE BREASTS, GIGANTIC BREASTS, PERFECT ANATOMY, ILLUSTRATION, TRENDING ON A-"
September 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
i tried making this a thread showing off each member in detail but after spending actually 2hrs of writing alt text (i was high) i got this and couldn't do anything about it
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August 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
Turntable my beloved
August 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
I finished Strike Team Atrocity :3

#WarhammerCommunity #MarinesMalevolent #KillTeam #SpaceMarines
A collection of six Space marine models painted in the colors of the Marines Malevolent (yellow and black). They are grouped together in a black void standing on a floor of a strong red light, lighting them from below.
August 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
AN AUTISTIC STONER IS BARKING listen and learn
August 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
do u think he kisses with tounge
Floop from spy kids
August 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
I've always wanted her
Rogue/Thief/Robber from Scribblenauts
August 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
i feel compelled to share my beloved boy with his little hat
kitbashed space marine captain with a hat and awesome beard
August 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
KEEP GAMBLING
A full god pack in tcg pocket Four rainbow Dragonite EX and a full art Primarina EX
July 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
Kharadron overlord skywardens have volley guns that could pass for a rotor cannon
Kharadron overlords skywarden with aethermatic volley gun
July 18, 2025 at 10:14 AM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
"it's like the droid version of a prostate" he would clarify before putting his cigarette out on a passing child and returning to work
Closeup of R2-D2 and his little red sensor light A closeup of a BX commando droid's sensor Image of a IG-100 magnaguard's red belly light
July 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
George "star wars" Lucas and I used to work at dollar general together and on our smoke break he confirmed to me that this is canonically an erogenous zone
Close up of the little red sensor on the chest of a B2 super battledroid from star wars
July 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
Look at this cute bag I keep illegal drugs in
A cute little light blue mesh drawstring bag with gold stars and moons patterned across it. There are four conspicuous looking mints visible inside it.
July 3, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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July 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
A normal person has 1,000 wishes. A deployed SOLDIER only has one; for you to fuck their wife. I know 97% of you won't post this as your status, but the 3% that do are my mates
June 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
Painted up my goober
#warhammercommunity
A painted grave guard miniature from Warhammer. A skeleton warrior wearing rusted iron and patinaed copper armor. Beneath the metal plate is a tattered olive green tunic with splotches of dried blood. It wields a delapidated curved single edged sword with a glowing teal sigil and in the offhand a shield shaped like an upside down tear drop. It stands with its guard open and sword ready to strike down at an unseen combatant. The grave guard stands in a pool of blood a blackened skull of a daemon of khorne at its feet. The base rim is painted black A second angle of the grave guard. A third angle of the grave guard. From the back we see the shield in greater detail. The shield is framed by intricate though weathered copper trim and at its center is a twelve pointed star and a single spike. It has four distinct sigils engraved into it each glowing teal. A fourth angle of the grave guard. From here we can see a glass bottle and a misericordia stored on its red leather belt.
June 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
Low resolution image of mitch mcconnell on the smash bros brawl gradient
June 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
antlerpuppy.bsky.social
Fixed
An infographic titled 'why dating is hard for straight guys'. On opposite sides of the image are six women and six men. There are arrows coming from 5 of women pointing towards the first woman. The first woman is labeled 'trans women who own a dreamcast'
May 29, 2025 at 8:14 AM