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ANTI WOKE TIPS!! (parody)
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Follow for tips on how to beat the WOKE MIND VIRUS!

(parody. run by a queer girl named zoe) @zoesusername.bsky.social‬
A wildlife photographer just took this image. THIS is the stuff that the WOKE LIBERALS don't want you knowing about!! #woke #liberals
June 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Augh my tummy... I must've ate a... pronouns berry...
June 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Where did you get that opinion from, critical thought? Loser. I get all of mine from the U.S. Government

#parody
June 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Daily affirmations to RESIST the WOKE MIND VIRUS!!

-I do NOT find trans women attractive
-I do NOT have a crush on a trans woman
-I will NOT blush whenever we interact
-I will NOT ask what flowers she likes
-Heaven is real and can be attained by paying for a sigma male online course

#pride #parody
June 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Happy "Pride" Month? Heh, "Pride" is a deadly sin you DIABOLICAL FOOLS!!!

i will never make that overused stupid point again. context: i just got served a fist full of "gay wrath"

#pridemonth #parody
June 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
How to FIX Mario Kart World!!
-Rename to Mario Kart AMERICA and have America invade and colonize the world!!
-Rename every track after the best president TRUMP!!!
-Add elephant Daisy
#mariokartworld #woke
June 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A few woke games to AVOID!!

1. Space Invaders. Anti invasion much?
2. Sonic. The hedgehog gives me impure thoughts.
3. Super Mario Brothers. Luigi is too homosexual. Also I don't like Italians.
4. Super Lesbian Animal RPG. I forgot why this one is woke I'll put it in the replies when I can remember
June 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Erm "Pride Month"? They should make a month for SEXY, STRAIGHT PATRIOTIC MEN like me who can't get a girlfriend due to modern women's WOKE BRAINWASHING!!! I call it... MENVEMBER!!!
#parody #pridemonth
June 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM