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nrl shitposting and yap extraordinaire

phins up for the boys, show your stripes for the girls
#NRL needs a new meta since the Panthers have perfected the game.

Introducing, the Velvet Meta, an innovative new way to play #rugbyleague.

No hooker, three rows of forwards, and two fullbacks.

Ivan is literally quaking in his boots.
November 24, 2024 at 3:40 AM
#NRL Dolphins Rookie Watch 2025:

Michael Waqa's physical transformation in the off-season has been nothing short of amazing.

Speaking exclusively with this masthead he attributes his new physique to good manners, hard work, and the military industrial complex.

One to watch for the coming season.
November 20, 2024 at 8:12 AM
POV: mum made sausage rolls for lunch
November 20, 2024 at 1:47 AM