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Amber the AntiMILF MILF
@antimilf.bsky.social
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I'm Amber, formerly organiser of Mommies Against Milfs (MAM), now Moms Against Male Appropriation of MILFs (MAMAM). I like yoga, wine and chatting with friends (lesbians).
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Stop! Lesbian time!
A detail of an old painting of a woman in a skimpy top. Overlaid text reads: STOP! Have you been thinking about LESBIANS? Gay scientists recommend doing so approximately every 10 minutes.
December 3, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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My girlfriends Daphne and Jean came up with this one. I don't really understand because "When I'm charged with lesbian crimes!" is just the start of a sentence. Then what? Also, I don't want people to think I support capital punishment. (For anything, but particularly lesbianism.)
A pulp style picture of a hot lady in an electric chair. Overlaid text reads: When I'm CHARGED with LESBIAN CRIMES! Well, if loving a lady is wrong, you might as well throw away the key.
November 28, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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Women can have hobbies. I like yoga, wine, and lesbianism, for example.
An old picture of two women beheading a man. Overlaid text reads: YES! Women can have hobbies! DON'T LIKE THIS HOBBY? THEN DON'T BE A DICK! (I don't really hate men but they can be quite annoying)
November 27, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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The problem with being a lesbian...
An old painting of a woman reclining regally. Overlaid text says: The only bad thing about being a LESBIAN are all the times when you've got to do things other than LESBIANISM like chores
November 26, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Back when I was looking for a job. (Now I've got a job, I still want to be a nymph!)
Old painting of nymphs nymphing about. Overlaid text says: Looking for a job... CAN I BE A NYMPH PLEASE? (WATER OR FOREST IS FINE) My friends aгe happy to provide testimonials!
November 25, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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Shhh....
An old painting of a woman in an orange dress, sleeping. Overlaid text reads: Shhh... Don't wake me I'm dreaming of lesbians
November 24, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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Sorry about the F-word!
An old picture of a circle of nymphs frolicing in the sea. Overlaid text reads: Sometimes girls get with their friends and just want to FROLIC Why not frolic with your friends today?
November 23, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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Joe's got a couple of months to implement my policy suggestion. I don't think the next lout will.
Painting of women at the ye olde market. Overlaid text reads: Dear Mister President, Please introduce a STIPEND for lesbians We are too busy thinking about MILFs to do any WORK!!!
November 22, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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Have *you* done this hour's "thinking about women" yet?
An old painting of two regency(?) women talking. Overlaid text reads: THINKING ABOUT WOMEN? GOOD! Why not think about: ❤️ Kissing them? ❤️ Licking them? ❤️ Biting them? ❤️ [unreadable] with them?
November 21, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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Hint for those considering joining the exciting world of lesbianism...
An old painting of a woman dipping her toe into a stream. Text overlaid reads: THINKING OF DIPPING YOUR TOE IN LESBIANISM? CONSIDER DIVING Instead
November 20, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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Lesbians are difficult!
An old painting of a young lady reading a book. Overlaid text reads: Butches, Femmes, Tops & Bottoms LESBIANS ARE DIFFICULT BUT I just want to kiss them (unreadable)
November 18, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Some important advice:
An old painting of two women kissing against a tree. Overlaid text says: Consider - LESBIANS KISSING Remember: MILFS are for Lesbians...
November 17, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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What about FILFs?
(Not Fathers, yuck)
An old painting of two women, kissing. Overlaid text reads: Enough about MILFs (Mothers I'd Like to Fornicate with) what about FILFs? (Friends I'd Like to be Friendly with)
November 16, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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This was the point when I worked out the important thing about MILFs!
Old painting of a couple in conversation. Overlaid text reads Are you a MAN? Do you fancy MILFs? UNACCEPTABLE MILFS ARE FOR LESBIANS!
November 15, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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I tried to educate people!
A frieze showing women. Text in front says; Thinking of MILFing it up? DON'T Don't Fornicate with Mothers you like!!! Consider your other options in the MILx community: MILE...Encourage MILD...Defend MILL...Laud MILK...Kiss
November 14, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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Remember when democracy was useful:
An image of a sculpture of a seated woman. Text reads: Update your lesbicon* MILKy mommies (Mothers I'd Like to Kiss Mommies) replaces MILF democratically... [Inset vote results] Just MILKs is clear - 27% MILKy Mothers (formal) - 11% [Highlighted] MILKy Mommies (casual) - 58% don't like mothers - 4% * lesbian lexicon
November 13, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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This was my attempt to come up with an alternative to MILF. It was not fully successful; you people like fornicating too much.
Image of a sculpture, a woman, with kisses on brow, cheek and lips. Text reads: Got MILK Mothers I would Like to Kiss the modern and chaste alternative to the MILF The kisses are labeled: Brow - acquaintance Cheek - friend Lips - spouse, good neighbor
November 12, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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According to Daphne and Erica, all the cool kids have moved here, probably because that other place is getting a bit too full of bad men.
Daphne has suggested I post some of my old posters while I get the hang of things, so here's my first.
A classical painting of a woman in a chariot. Text reads: "MILFs (Mothers I would Like to Fornicate with...) NO, Don't do that... WE ARE WAY TOO TIRED"
November 11, 2024 at 4:58 PM