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Matt R.
@antimattr359.bsky.social
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Planetary science and GIS student, 3D printing hobbyist, LARPer.

I was solid gold, I was in the fight.
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A gauge with green, yellow, and red zones labeled "low yikes" "medium yikes" and "critical high yikes" respectively. The arrow is, as expected, firmly in the red.
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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A person in a red t-shirt and blue jeans sits cross-legged on the floor reading an open book. A beam of energy is emitted upwards from the book, turning the person's head into a darkened skull. Caption: "AHHHHH"
October 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Picture of Peter Falk as TV detective Columbo, looking at someone off-screen with one finger raised. Caption: Happy Columbo Day. Oh, one more thing.
October 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Photoshopped Jesus with wide eyes and a scowl, captioned "Forgiveness Stops."
October 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Eruption at dawn (from here: www.youtube.com/live/tk0tfYD...)
An impressive volcanic eruption at Mount Kilauea in Hawaii.
October 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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A screenshot of a tweet by @aedison that reads: "I wrote I am alive on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications."
September 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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1980s style meme that says "Resurrect John Brown and give him power armor."
September 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I wish all scammers a hearty
An active volcano spewing lava. A caption reads "In you go."
September 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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A black and white cat in a blue hoodie sitting in front of a laptop. The upper panel shows the cat looking at the viewer with the caption "What a lovely day on the inter." The lower panel shows the cat looking at the laptop with wide eyes with the caption "Good Lord."
August 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Oh good, I didn't make this for nothing. You miserable sycophants.
Angry goose meme. Upper panel shows the head of annoyed goose asking "Who's winning?" Lower panel shows same goose chasing a person off panel left while shouting "Who's winning, motherfucker?!"
July 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Angry goose meme. The upper panel shows an annoyed goose asking "Who's winning?" The lower panel shows the goose chasing a fleeing person off panel left while yelling "Who's winning, motherfucker?!"
July 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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A stern-looking Jesus with wide eyes. Caption: "Forgiveness Stops."
July 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Remix of a World War 2 poster featuring a British soldier smiling at the camera with a Boys anti-tank rifle resting backwards on his shoulder. The face has been edited to have Juggalo paint on it. The text box next to him has been edited to read, helpfully, "Juggalo."
July 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Bot-like behavior detected.
Screenshots of a repeated reply from a allegedly pro-Gavin-Newsom bot account "Circle of Love" that reverses his first and last name: "Trump, JD and the Billionaire class who supports these clowns are most afraid of Newsom Gavin, this is all you need to know." And don't even dream of instructing me that "this is all you need to know." The only people (well, bots, in this case) who say that are hiding something.
July 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Why would Zak Asgard want to argue with anyone from a "digital insane asylum"?

Why would I want to argue with anyone called "Zak Asgard"?
A bear sitting down with its front paws held up as if to ward something away. The caption reads "How about no."
July 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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He looks dehydrated.
The Drake disapprove/approve meme but with Ben Shapiro's head. Upper row, he's shying away from a can of Squirt soda. Lower row, he's smirking and pointing at a can of Canada Dry ginger ale.
July 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I am not good at photo editing, but I had to try.
A scene from Bloodsport where Jean-Claude Van Damme has just hit a poor bastard with a palm strike. I have covered Van Damme's head with an image of a yelling cat.
July 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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A possum in a blue blanket with its mouth open. The caption reads "at the next inconvenience I will start biting people."
July 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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A picture of Great Value Goebbels himself, White House Advisor Stephen Miller, rotated 180 degrees so it's upside down. No reason.
July 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Late #caturday with Princess and Zoey.
A large calico cat laying on her back on a couch with her paws and tail curled up. Adorbs. A gray tuxedo cat cozy in her nook. Adorbs.
June 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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The "they don't know" meme, but the guy in the corner with the party hat is captioned with "These narcs don't know I'm actually a dark empath," and the couples having fun are captioned "Yes we do," and "You won't shut up about it."
June 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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A picture of a strawberry with a pistol, captioned "Hand over your money, this is a strobbery."
June 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Uatu the Watcher from the Marvel animated "What If?" series in two frames captioned "I have seen everything that has ever happened. And yet, what the hell is this?"
June 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Remember, kids: If you feel like grabbing that flag and yelling "Woo!" by God you do that. Armchair critics don't get an opinion.
Screenshot of a skeet from some fart-sniffing dorkus who thinks people are protesting wrong. I'd type it out here, but you're not missing anything.
June 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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This may be kind of cliched at this point, but it's exactly how I feel about AI, even if someone has good intentions.
A drawing of Batman from The Dark Knight Returns, breaking a shotgun over his knee while saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
June 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM