Her fault for not specifying which lips of her girlfriend's she wants to kiss between sobs.

Ex-girlfriend. No way in hell is she going back to some mid strap after tasting a real man’s cock.

sneaking up behind a elf and pinning her ears down with clothespins to turn her from a indignant scholar into a squirming bitch
gifting your elf gf too heavy earrings. she’s too polite to object as you “playfully“ yank them down just far enough to see the intelligence and protest drain out her eyes

Selectively breeding out all of the uptrend ears save for a few relics of a former time. Some to break, others to keep sane and make watch the ruin of their species all reduced to droopy-eared dogs.

Elves that alternate between these
every 90 years. Going through phases of being dignified sorcerer unable to stop their transformation into human hole
whores.trapped in cycles of dreading the change, trying to find ways to stop it just as the transition starts and they stop *wanting* to stop it.

Solution: choose both and set them up in the worlds most toxic (both meanings of the word) relationship

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