We need to be considerate of the milquetoast triangulation fetishists. It can’t be easy, in this political climate designed to tempt them, to have to constantly excuse themselves to furiously masturbate.
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
We need to be considerate of the milquetoast triangulation fetishists. It can’t be easy, in this political climate designed to tempt them, to have to constantly excuse themselves to furiously masturbate.
Look it wouldn’t have the reputation if some people didn’t ruin it by loudly thinking it was brilliant and heterodox or w/e. It’s dumb and funny.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Look it wouldn’t have the reputation if some people didn’t ruin it by loudly thinking it was brilliant and heterodox or w/e. It’s dumb and funny.
That’s fuckin right
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
That’s fuckin right
Okay I’m actually fairly certain you’re not a bot (which is wild, considering) so please explain what you thought the original post was about and why you decided to respond with this.
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Okay I’m actually fairly certain you’re not a bot (which is wild, considering) so please explain what you thought the original post was about and why you decided to respond with this.
This is what a taco looks like anywhere with a sizable Mexican population
November 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This is what a taco looks like anywhere with a sizable Mexican population
Gay (complimentary)
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Gay (complimentary)
I only learned she was in the rationalist scene recently and I think that’s beautiful
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I only learned she was in the rationalist scene recently and I think that’s beautiful
Nah she’s just Jewish and realizing maybe her team wasn’t just joking about that stuff
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Nah she’s just Jewish and realizing maybe her team wasn’t just joking about that stuff
“Bro you can’t invite Brendan to game day again, after touchdowns he always says ‘lets celebrate with a tactical blowjob’”
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“Bro you can’t invite Brendan to game day again, after touchdowns he always says ‘lets celebrate with a tactical blowjob’”
How old was she and how old were you when you started dating, Keith?
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
How old was she and how old were you when you started dating, Keith?
I was so slack jawed at the emails themselves that it was only on rereading that I was like “wait, Michael Wolff? Surely not THE Michael Wolff???”
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I was so slack jawed at the emails themselves that it was only on rereading that I was like “wait, Michael Wolff? Surely not THE Michael Wolff???”
If we cede our schlockiest franchise to the canon people we are truly lost
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If we cede our schlockiest franchise to the canon people we are truly lost
40 minutes in a beautiful woman says “I heard you were blown… to smithereens“ Bond replies “only some of the rumors about me are true” with a wink in his voice, she bites her lip, cut to him getting out of bed and buttoning his shirt up
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
40 minutes in a beautiful woman says “I heard you were blown… to smithereens“ Bond replies “only some of the rumors about me are true” with a wink in his voice, she bites her lip, cut to him getting out of bed and buttoning his shirt up
Haruki Murakami, trans. Alfred Birnbaum, Vintage Books a division of Penguin Random House 1994
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Haruki Murakami, trans. Alfred Birnbaum, Vintage Books a division of Penguin Random House 1994
I don’t wish it on him, but I think he may find that being gay and Jewish actually are salient features in the next few years
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don’t wish it on him, but I think he may find that being gay and Jewish actually are salient features in the next few years
(My plant and goddess names sisters I joke because I love you all and your names are lovely)
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
(My plant and goddess names sisters I joke because I love you all and your names are lovely)
If I was gay I’d be named after a plant or goddess. If I was straight my name would be the same but spelled Caitlin.
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If I was gay I’d be named after a plant or goddess. If I was straight my name would be the same but spelled Caitlin.
This is dilettantism, stealing valor from our real military history obsessed old guys. If you can’t rattle off Zero specs you don’t get to talk about this.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is dilettantism, stealing valor from our real military history obsessed old guys. If you can’t rattle off Zero specs you don’t get to talk about this.
“The most Darwinian information ecosystem probably ever” well, I, uhhhh, hmmm in a certain sense maybe. Just not the direction you’re thinking big guy.
October 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
“The most Darwinian information ecosystem probably ever” well, I, uhhhh, hmmm in a certain sense maybe. Just not the direction you’re thinking big guy.
the new flagpoles are how tall? oh
October 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
the new flagpoles are how tall? oh
Something as simple as a mayoral endorsement
October 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Something as simple as a mayoral endorsement