This morning, after a hard 20 minutes of butt destruction, I was finally able to fulfill a lifelong dream of mine, by changing the toilet paper dispenser from the empty roll to the full one. Thank you all for this moment, and may you go with peace.

Can someone explain how hard got spit out by a worm? #DuneProphecy

Free Luigi

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

Fellas is it gay to rise to the occasion?

Mr Breast

Y’all fuck with Lorna Doone⁉️⁉️

“True self actualization can only occur by k-holing in a Walmart.” -Ghandi, maybe

Me n my homeboys are out here in these streets enjoying each other’s company and shit

Me and the hoes out here speaking candidly.

Been figuring out the ideal position for jerking it in traffic. Big things coming.