lindsey 🐾 (she/her) 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@antifalindsey.bsky.social
FDT.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
I have friends everywhere.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
I have friends everywhere.
Your honor, my client is just a girl.
February 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Your honor, my client is just a girl.
Is it still called Locking In if I start hyperfixating on the subject, or does it then become Sucked In?
February 2, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Is it still called Locking In if I start hyperfixating on the subject, or does it then become Sucked In?
⚠️ IF YOU ARE DOING THE FEDERAL TAX STRIKE…
1) You must reserve what you owe until you are required to pay it back
2) You are allowed to hold it in an interest-earning savings account
Set those federal taxes aside, let them accrue interest, pay when required, and keep the interest profits.
1) You must reserve what you owe until you are required to pay it back
2) You are allowed to hold it in an interest-earning savings account
Set those federal taxes aside, let them accrue interest, pay when required, and keep the interest profits.
February 2, 2026 at 4:09 AM
⚠️ IF YOU ARE DOING THE FEDERAL TAX STRIKE…
1) You must reserve what you owe until you are required to pay it back
2) You are allowed to hold it in an interest-earning savings account
Set those federal taxes aside, let them accrue interest, pay when required, and keep the interest profits.
1) You must reserve what you owe until you are required to pay it back
2) You are allowed to hold it in an interest-earning savings account
Set those federal taxes aside, let them accrue interest, pay when required, and keep the interest profits.
Ice belongs in drinks, not roaming around and attacking people.
January 31, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Ice belongs in drinks, not roaming around and attacking people.
The show Chernobyl is so sad 😭 imagine if that actually happened 😞
January 25, 2026 at 6:38 PM
The show Chernobyl is so sad 😭 imagine if that actually happened 😞
Mac OS is a good-looking D student.
Windows is a B- student.
Linux is a burnt-out, punk A+ student.
Windows is a B- student.
Linux is a burnt-out, punk A+ student.
January 20, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Mac OS is a good-looking D student.
Windows is a B- student.
Linux is a burnt-out, punk A+ student.
Windows is a B- student.
Linux is a burnt-out, punk A+ student.
ICE agents are illegal BTW
January 17, 2026 at 7:09 AM
ICE agents are illegal BTW
Why do I only have wet dreams about imaginary people made up by my brain and never about my wives who are exactly my type? 🤔
January 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Why do I only have wet dreams about imaginary people made up by my brain and never about my wives who are exactly my type? 🤔
“Kids are so blunt” bruh have you met old people?
January 16, 2026 at 7:52 AM
“Kids are so blunt” bruh have you met old people?
MFW I order two number 9’s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45’s, one with cheese, and a large soda
January 16, 2026 at 7:01 AM
MFW I order two number 9’s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45’s, one with cheese, and a large soda
I feel like we’re not angry enough about razor-thin LED taillights and headlights
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I feel like we’re not angry enough about razor-thin LED taillights and headlights
Me when I see an ICE agent
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Me when I see an ICE agent
Me when I nickname my school building ‘The Barn’ because I share it with law enforcement students
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Me when I nickname my school building ‘The Barn’ because I share it with law enforcement students
They tell you dogs can’t drive, yet this puppy is getting her CDL A!
January 15, 2026 at 10:22 PM
They tell you dogs can’t drive, yet this puppy is getting her CDL A!
You’re not Charlie Kirk; you’re Beavis and Butt-Head.
January 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
You’re not Charlie Kirk; you’re Beavis and Butt-Head.
I’m not staying silent.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck ICE.
Fuck MAGA.
Fuck Republicans.
Fuck the Democrats who set the stage for Trump to grow ICE.
I don’t support any politicians. Our system is corrupt and has been since the beginning. We need a complete overhaul.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck ICE.
Fuck MAGA.
Fuck Republicans.
Fuck the Democrats who set the stage for Trump to grow ICE.
I don’t support any politicians. Our system is corrupt and has been since the beginning. We need a complete overhaul.
January 12, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I’m not staying silent.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck ICE.
Fuck MAGA.
Fuck Republicans.
Fuck the Democrats who set the stage for Trump to grow ICE.
I don’t support any politicians. Our system is corrupt and has been since the beginning. We need a complete overhaul.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck ICE.
Fuck MAGA.
Fuck Republicans.
Fuck the Democrats who set the stage for Trump to grow ICE.
I don’t support any politicians. Our system is corrupt and has been since the beginning. We need a complete overhaul.
Allistics will tell you they want you to be real with them, but they really want you to be unconditionally nice to them. To be real isn’t to be nice 100% of the time; to be real is to stick to your boundaries & beliefs.
Sorry-not-sorry that I’m not a redneck MAGA Nazi, Amanda.
Sorry-not-sorry that I’m not a redneck MAGA Nazi, Amanda.
January 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Allistics will tell you they want you to be real with them, but they really want you to be unconditionally nice to them. To be real isn’t to be nice 100% of the time; to be real is to stick to your boundaries & beliefs.
Sorry-not-sorry that I’m not a redneck MAGA Nazi, Amanda.
Sorry-not-sorry that I’m not a redneck MAGA Nazi, Amanda.
Pondering that pussy up close, call that thinking outside the box
January 10, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Pondering that pussy up close, call that thinking outside the box
I feel like David Corenswet’s Superman would let little girls paint his nails in the park
January 10, 2026 at 9:31 AM
I feel like David Corenswet’s Superman would let little girls paint his nails in the park
When law enforcement commits crimes, the law is null and void.
January 8, 2026 at 9:18 PM
When law enforcement commits crimes, the law is null and void.
I was forgetting to take my meds, so I got an app to help remind me to take my meds.
I’m in a good routine of taking my meds now, but I forget to mark that I’ve taken them in that app.
2 steps forward, 1 step back, lol.
I’m in a good routine of taking my meds now, but I forget to mark that I’ve taken them in that app.
2 steps forward, 1 step back, lol.
January 8, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I was forgetting to take my meds, so I got an app to help remind me to take my meds.
I’m in a good routine of taking my meds now, but I forget to mark that I’ve taken them in that app.
2 steps forward, 1 step back, lol.
I’m in a good routine of taking my meds now, but I forget to mark that I’ve taken them in that app.
2 steps forward, 1 step back, lol.
I wish they sold refills for Crayola Twistables. You cannot convince me that those things are not refillable.
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I wish they sold refills for Crayola Twistables. You cannot convince me that those things are not refillable.
Life feels pointless
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Life feels pointless
I STG if Moff Gideon is SOMEHOW *STILL ALIVE* and blows up Djarin’s Naboo Starfighter and that’s why we see a shiny new Razor Crest in the trailers… I’m gonna be so pissed. I am DONE with Moff Gideon. ✋🙄 I love Giancarlo Esposito, but I hate how long Moff Gideon has been Din Djarin’s villain.
January 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I STG if Moff Gideon is SOMEHOW *STILL ALIVE* and blows up Djarin’s Naboo Starfighter and that’s why we see a shiny new Razor Crest in the trailers… I’m gonna be so pissed. I am DONE with Moff Gideon. ✋🙄 I love Giancarlo Esposito, but I hate how long Moff Gideon has been Din Djarin’s villain.