This holiday got so popular they decided to recreate it every other week with various members of the press

We all need to carry around those be-nice bricks that look like real bricks but are made of foam

Fuck helicopters period
They're too dangerous they spook me out

Oh my

This is an antisemitic cartoon about Jews faking hate crimes against themselves…
…under a post about an Islamophobic hate crime.
So everyone is just lying always? Or the Jews did this? Or??
This inscrutable trolling got me fucked up

I’m too lazy to find that pic of Grimes reading Das Kapital
You know the one

But I’m so charming and everyone is cute

Ew no!

I said I’m only aware of his lore because of Ao3…. safe to say the weirdo between us isn’t you friend 😂

You literally DMed me begging me to tell my friends I think you’re cool.
You’re embarrassing yourself PLEASE

…well fuck ok I guess that’s an actual nonperishable answer

You sent me down a rabbithole ty

I’ve never seen any of the Halloween movies

Everything I know about Mike Myers is via pop culture osmosis or AO3.

Ok what was that whole thing tho
And something about a brown suit