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John Doe
@anti-john.bsky.social
33 followers 95 following 72 posts
39, not American, AAA
Alien in disguise
No achievements to list because that would blow my disguise
Tired and I want to go home
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Screenshot of a Reddit post saying: "can we talk about Luigi's Mansion 3 though?" Underneath the post is a note for moderators in red saying"Check for Violence - [Luigi]"
March 8, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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The chain will probably end with me but whatever, lemme try join the fun. Quote with your favourite Pokemon. Yes, Pokemon Emerald is the game I've mostly played.
Artwork of Suicune from Pokemon Artwork of Swampert from Pokemon Artwork of Linoone from Pokemon Artwork of Zangoose from Pokemon
March 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Screenshot of a tweet where the user says "Hey guys I think I found a device that can stop global warming", accompanied by an illustration of a guillotine.
March 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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How about some Green Arrow? (these are gonna take forever to post now that I've dedicated myself to doing alt text here)
Single comic panel of Green Arrow looking in the direction of the reader (but not at the reader), talking to someone and saying: "Dough's glorification of the average is sheer nonsense! The "world's work" gets done because of what's different in individuals... ... Each person has a talent, a skill, a thing he does better than his fellows! Take enough of those talents, put them together, and you build a civilization! Deny them and you cancel everything that makes us human!"
March 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Scrolling through Bluesky.
Four panel comic with a person sitting in front of a computer browsing the internet, reacting to what they see. Panel 1: "Police hunting people for sport?!" Panel 2: "A chubby penguin! Haha" Panel 3: "The president ate a baby?!" Panel 4: "A kitten! Haha"
March 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Sign board that reads: "On the beach and in the sea, animals do not leave trash; humans do. Please behave like animals."
February 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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I still don't really have anything too interesting to say yet. So here's another super cool picture from my phone in the mean time. Just to prove that I'm not in fact a bot while I go around liking and following.
Gender Neutral Guide: Fireman = Firefighter Mailman = Mailfighter Fisherman = Fisherfighter Policeman = Bootlicker Spokesman = Spokesfighter Garbageman = Garbagefighter
February 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Current fixation. Although burn out on it approaches.
Sonic the Hedgehog from the 1993 cartoon known as SatAM (for Saturday morning) amongst fans, with attitude on his face a particularly majestic looking blue mohawk, holding a red red electric guitar.
February 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Not sure where this is from. Moomin possibly, similar artstyle I think.
Two unspecific looking people with longish hair, wearing robes and hats in what looks like a forest. Person A says to Person B, who is clutching a parcel, "You're a man, aren't you?" Person B responds "I'm a button collector dear!"
February 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Panel 1: Person A (sitting at a table with pieces of paper on) says "I just finished another watch of Hunter x Hunter & I have now spent 3 hours thinking very hard about what my Nen ability would be." Panel 2: Person B (standing and facing Person A) replies "You're 38." Panel 3: Person A, who returns to writing on the pieces of paper says "Yes, I have factored that in to my calculations."
February 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM