Finally, the "Ooh, look at the pretty clouds, actually, can you wait a bit, there's the moon, let me just adjust the focus, cheers" sky.

For all you retro-gamers, the "middle bit of Sonic The Hedgehog" sky. Bonus of the police van looking for local yobs.

Third, the "Oh dear, it's the apocalypse" sky. This is a late-winter speciality. This is either a storm coming in from the west or God is really angry.

Second one – and taken the other day – the tropical-storm sky.

Second: "Kao-Tic Harmony"

Derrick May and Carl Craig's pitch-bend masterpiece is taken on a trip to the main room – and everyone goes bonkers.

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First up "Icon".

Our man Vince takes the melodies and Latin rhythms of the original – and adds a repeating piano riff and groovy house drums.

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Such a waste.

Imagine how great a Rothmans would've tasted.

Happier, simpler times, Scott.

Poor show, wasn't it?

Think we were over W Yorkshire ways – the old man is from there – hence Seabrook (crisps were regional).

Happily my mum used to send me out with a fiver buy her 20 Silk Cut from the shop well into the 1980s.

I only hope you were wearing a Destroy denim jacket, Scott.

In fairness, it's obscure.

I bought it in a record shop in Leicester in 1994. It was already four years old.

Boss info, Phoima, – ta, la.