Anthony Pittore
@anthonypittore.bsky.social
then: disabled navy vet || former NSA intel || ex-poker pro ||
now: spooky/scary || writer/producer || he/him
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Man, I missed waking up to a world looking like this.
Snow is the best (when you work from home).
Snow is the best (when you work from home).
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Man, I missed waking up to a world looking like this.
Snow is the best (when you work from home).
Snow is the best (when you work from home).
I'm cheating on the year and recommending the band Paper Route. They have a bunch of amazing indie Christmas songs.
My fave is 'City Trucks,' a perfect encapsulation of a tinkly warm music but lyrics about failed relationship during the holidays.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHwx...
My fave is 'City Trucks,' a perfect encapsulation of a tinkly warm music but lyrics about failed relationship during the holidays.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHwx...
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm cheating on the year and recommending the band Paper Route. They have a bunch of amazing indie Christmas songs.
My fave is 'City Trucks,' a perfect encapsulation of a tinkly warm music but lyrics about failed relationship during the holidays.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHwx...
My fave is 'City Trucks,' a perfect encapsulation of a tinkly warm music but lyrics about failed relationship during the holidays.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHwx...
I also thought of Justin Long in Barbarian.
Btw if you haven't read House of Leaves, it's a TRIP. At its most basic, it's a novel about a book about a documentary about a house that's bigger inside than outside.
The author thinks it's unfilmable (but I've wanted to try since I was 13).
Btw if you haven't read House of Leaves, it's a TRIP. At its most basic, it's a novel about a book about a documentary about a house that's bigger inside than outside.
The author thinks it's unfilmable (but I've wanted to try since I was 13).
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I also thought of Justin Long in Barbarian.
Btw if you haven't read House of Leaves, it's a TRIP. At its most basic, it's a novel about a book about a documentary about a house that's bigger inside than outside.
The author thinks it's unfilmable (but I've wanted to try since I was 13).
Btw if you haven't read House of Leaves, it's a TRIP. At its most basic, it's a novel about a book about a documentary about a house that's bigger inside than outside.
The author thinks it's unfilmable (but I've wanted to try since I was 13).
'97 also brought in fellow Canadian Neil Young.
Just a super weird headline.
Just a super weird headline.
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
'97 also brought in fellow Canadian Neil Young.
Just a super weird headline.
Just a super weird headline.
Or maybe those Madball toys from the 80s? lol
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Or maybe those Madball toys from the 80s? lol
Pitch your WIP with two movie poster comps (X meets X).
Here's mine:
(I apologize in advance for when I inflict DOE upon the world.)
Here's mine:
(I apologize in advance for when I inflict DOE upon the world.)
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Pitch your WIP with two movie poster comps (X meets X).
Here's mine:
(I apologize in advance for when I inflict DOE upon the world.)
Here's mine:
(I apologize in advance for when I inflict DOE upon the world.)
Then we should eliminate state laws that prevent felons from voting.
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Then we should eliminate state laws that prevent felons from voting.
There's only one type of tent I'd invite Majorie Taylor Greene under.
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
There's only one type of tent I'd invite Majorie Taylor Greene under.
Just ran into a couple myself walking my dog!
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Just ran into a couple myself walking my dog!
There's a Bigfoot Museum in Portland! Technically it's a Cryptozoology Museum, but mostly Bigfoot theming.
Lots of "sightings" in Maine. I'm convinced half of them are just from people seeing me on vacation.
cryptozoologymuseum.com
Lots of "sightings" in Maine. I'm convinced half of them are just from people seeing me on vacation.
cryptozoologymuseum.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
There's a Bigfoot Museum in Portland! Technically it's a Cryptozoology Museum, but mostly Bigfoot theming.
Lots of "sightings" in Maine. I'm convinced half of them are just from people seeing me on vacation.
cryptozoologymuseum.com
Lots of "sightings" in Maine. I'm convinced half of them are just from people seeing me on vacation.
cryptozoologymuseum.com
This would be unironically great if they still went by their original name
![Background information
Also known as
Sex Maggots (1985–1987)[1][2]
The Goo Goo Dolls (1998–2007)[3]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cqskpb2f4wwez6q54dl73qnz/bafkreihjy4dy5hujcfdfygvk6xmrwk5ixluh4prh36bnznkdc4swqo2eua@jpeg)
October 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This would be unironically great if they still went by their original name
Mass Blackout
Nov 25 - Dec 2
Nov 25 - Dec 2
October 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Mass Blackout
Nov 25 - Dec 2
Nov 25 - Dec 2
![“In today’s current climate, when every whisper of a misplaced hand brings down a feature length film, anyone who actually thinks the military is purposefully covering up rape to save the career of some god damn [captain], is clearly both an idiot and junior enough in rank or life experience to think it matters,” Platner posted at the time.
In the comment section of another post titled “shorts that prevent you from being raped,” Platner urged people to “take some responsibility for themselves” and “not get so f----d up they wind up having sex with someone they don’t mean to.”
“You make a choice to consume enough of a substance to lose your self control. So if you don’t want to be in a comprising situation, act like an adult for f---s sake,” Platner wrote. “Rape is a real thing, if you’re so worried about it to buy Kevlar underwear you’d think you might not get blacked out f----d up around people you aren’t comfortable with.”
The Washington Post first reported the comments.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cqskpb2f4wwez6q54dl73qnz/bafkreidke2gzqvzoncykoesogwwjyzklaqfekkxyhma3fjyy2jxscrteje@jpeg)
October 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
They could have a crossover with Spooderman.
October 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
They could have a crossover with Spooderman.
Hey #scriptsky, Peacock just released a new documentary about legendary comedy writer Jim Downey.
It's fantastic, even if Jim himself claims "there's nothing the general public hates more than looking at or listening to a writer talk."
It's fantastic, even if Jim himself claims "there's nothing the general public hates more than looking at or listening to a writer talk."
October 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Hey #scriptsky, Peacock just released a new documentary about legendary comedy writer Jim Downey.
It's fantastic, even if Jim himself claims "there's nothing the general public hates more than looking at or listening to a writer talk."
It's fantastic, even if Jim himself claims "there's nothing the general public hates more than looking at or listening to a writer talk."
Interesting that he views two sharp points on his head as a "crown" and not the horns that I saw:
October 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Interesting that he views two sharp points on his head as a "crown" and not the horns that I saw:
Add it to the list of scam "festivals" run by Allison & Matthew Toffolo.
October 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Add it to the list of scam "festivals" run by Allison & Matthew Toffolo.
Antifa Book Club, 1945
October 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Antifa Book Club, 1945
Apparently Alfred Hitchcock was instrumental in bringing the hostages home.
October 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Apparently Alfred Hitchcock was instrumental in bringing the hostages home.
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
October 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
He's doing the Lisa meme in real life
September 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
He's doing the Lisa meme in real life
GOOD NEWS!
Turns out we're only in the 2nd worst timeline, because the real worst timeline would not have Rick Moranis returning for Spaceballs 2.
Turns out we're only in the 2nd worst timeline, because the real worst timeline would not have Rick Moranis returning for Spaceballs 2.
September 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
GOOD NEWS!
Turns out we're only in the 2nd worst timeline, because the real worst timeline would not have Rick Moranis returning for Spaceballs 2.
Turns out we're only in the 2nd worst timeline, because the real worst timeline would not have Rick Moranis returning for Spaceballs 2.