My girlfriend (who notably does not have a penis) discovered tonight that Spotify really thinks if you want to listen to instrumental versions of pop or hip hop, you also most want to listen to a two hour audiobook on how to get a bigger penis. Thankfully this is included with our Spotify premium

Go Birds! Cooper DeJean you kick so much ass that you'll be documented in our lives forever. Patrick Mahomes sucks. #SuperBowl59 #SuperBowl

Love,
Uncle Anthony

If anyone wants to play an insane #Balatro seed on mobile(!), I got this one up to about 25.75x on the Glass Joker before all was said and done, often cackling "This is too much, oh my God": A4K71K9X