Women want him; men want to be him.

The amount of lentil soup I consume is more than any man is probably capable of matching. It therefore shows up in my dreams, too.

“the United States is not made up of well-adjusted adults; it’s made up of Americans.” Haha

It looks like the president holding a normal sized bottle.

70s cocktail parties sound awesome. ELO blaring in the background, everyone looking tacky but great because tackiness was tribal. I’m sad it resulted in a lack of language, though.