Anthony DeVito 🇵🇸
@anthonydevito.bsky.social
I called Jennifer Aniston a c*cktease on S3 of The Morning Show! #SagAftra actor. Comedian. 4th gen. Brooklynite. he/him. Dog = God
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I'm exhausted from constantly strategizing, refocusing, innovating, switching gears, brainstorming, creating, promoting, managing, etc etc etc. None of it has much effect without money or connections, no matter how relentlessly flexible you are.
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm exhausted from constantly strategizing, refocusing, innovating, switching gears, brainstorming, creating, promoting, managing, etc etc etc. None of it has much effect without money or connections, no matter how relentlessly flexible you are.
Never trust anyone who has monetized their "faith"
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Never trust anyone who has monetized their "faith"
When you're overly focused on/worrying about some bad news and wish you could stop, when all of a sudden you get even worse news, which lets you stop worrying about the old bad news because now the worse news has taken over your mind
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
When you're overly focused on/worrying about some bad news and wish you could stop, when all of a sudden you get even worse news, which lets you stop worrying about the old bad news because now the worse news has taken over your mind
"History will not look kindly on them" is the most pathetic critique ever devised
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"History will not look kindly on them" is the most pathetic critique ever devised
On the plus side, I haven't had a heyday yet
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
On the plus side, I haven't had a heyday yet
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For my fellow #SCTV super-fans. I've been designing these for the past several years ( I have almost 80 now!) and you should get some. (I never use AI, just lots of graphic design, drawing, and an absurd level of devotion to this show)
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November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
For my fellow #SCTV super-fans. I've been designing these for the past several years ( I have almost 80 now!) and you should get some. (I never use AI, just lots of graphic design, drawing, and an absurd level of devotion to this show)
popfanshop.dashery.com?query=sctv
popfanshop.dashery.com?query=sctv
For my fellow #SCTV super-fans. I've been designing these for the past several years ( I have almost 80 now!) and you should get some. (I never use AI, just lots of graphic design, drawing, and an absurd level of devotion to this show)
popfanshop.dashery.com?query=sctv
popfanshop.dashery.com?query=sctv
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
For my fellow #SCTV super-fans. I've been designing these for the past several years ( I have almost 80 now!) and you should get some. (I never use AI, just lots of graphic design, drawing, and an absurd level of devotion to this show)
popfanshop.dashery.com?query=sctv
popfanshop.dashery.com?query=sctv
neoliberals tripping over themselves to embrace whichever rightwing villain pretends to be on their "side"
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
neoliberals tripping over themselves to embrace whichever rightwing villain pretends to be on their "side"
I didn't think mtg was this good of an actress
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I didn't think mtg was this good of an actress
I have to remember that it's not the best idea to listen to 80s new wave and post-punk while I do a depressing task like folding laundry. The combo reminds me of how sad I was as a teenager (while being funny and "on" for everyone 24/7) and it makes me want to crawl into bed for a month.
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I have to remember that it's not the best idea to listen to 80s new wave and post-punk while I do a depressing task like folding laundry. The combo reminds me of how sad I was as a teenager (while being funny and "on" for everyone 24/7) and it makes me want to crawl into bed for a month.
my theory is that every hat noem wears has the hair extensions attached to it
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
my theory is that every hat noem wears has the hair extensions attached to it
Visage never ever gets old
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Visage - Pleasure Boys (Official Music Video)
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November 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Visage never ever gets old
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I want to say, who do they think will do all the work of the people they keep kidnapping, but the answer is definitely not "American citizens" who will just walk around in circles as the economy collapses from the bottom up and the top down
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I want to say, who do they think will do all the work of the people they keep kidnapping, but the answer is definitely not "American citizens" who will just walk around in circles as the economy collapses from the bottom up and the top down
I was just watching an episode of Speed Racer and the end credits made me sad I was trying to figure out why, and I realized that when I was a little kid watching, it meant the episode was over which snapped me back into the "real world" and I was not a fan of that.
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I was just watching an episode of Speed Racer and the end credits made me sad I was trying to figure out why, and I realized that when I was a little kid watching, it meant the episode was over which snapped me back into the "real world" and I was not a fan of that.
My brain keeps telling my Traumatized Nervous System™ that the situation activating it is not at all serious enough to merit such an intense response. Yet, the TNS insists that the imagined consequences are so dire and inevitable, that it must keep initiating Stomachache Mode several times daily.
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My brain keeps telling my Traumatized Nervous System™ that the situation activating it is not at all serious enough to merit such an intense response. Yet, the TNS insists that the imagined consequences are so dire and inevitable, that it must keep initiating Stomachache Mode several times daily.
Being sexually harassed was the only thing that even came close to briefly humanizing megyn kelly, and that's very fucked up
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Being sexually harassed was the only thing that even came close to briefly humanizing megyn kelly, and that's very fucked up
maybe he's so stressed now that his heart will pop
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
maybe he's so stressed now that his heart will pop
Zohran is a full-on communist dictator who will singlehandedly destroy NYC for all eternity. who also will be completely ineffectual and unable to change anything at all, and will have zero impact on the future of the democratic party!
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Zohran is a full-on communist dictator who will singlehandedly destroy NYC for all eternity. who also will be completely ineffectual and unable to change anything at all, and will have zero impact on the future of the democratic party!
eric adams just started a water filter business
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
eric adams just started a water filter business