Fine. Enjoy your sludge lad. I shall appreciate crumble in its most crumbliest form.

Nah. I always want it served separately. Nothing worse than a crumble becoming a sludgy mess because some opinionated chef thinks it looks better on top. Textures are important. 😬

That and maybe the weather. I think I read the police got hold of one of the lads in the summer but there’s a gang of them responsible. Depends how close you’re getting to the bike trails as well. Mind how you go!

It’s mountain bikers they seem to be going after. Robbing kids and women mainly.

90% of these Jack Whitehall lids are wearing Sambas. I’m afraid they might have to be adjudicated Wool now.

11/10

Are you an exhibit?

No fucking about on penalties. It’s a run up and shot. Jib all the fucking tap dancing moves.

Can you raise the fact that the Voi scooters are geofenced on Sandhills Lane and Boundary St? Makes it almost impossible to get away on them. Apparently it’s determined by the council. You’d think they want people using them more not less as sustainable means of transport!

They’re dead to me now!

Steady on, he lives in South Barnsley!

I only believe this

I said on another post they should just move the league cup game to January seeing as both teams are asking. PL should take precedence.

Arsenal have usually shit the bed by that point in the season mind…

Every cloud