To add some 'what if' context to the recent Real Madrid win, Man City played without the injured Rodri - the current 'Best Player In The World' Winner (an award called the Ballon d'Or). And even more fun, RM supporters VEHEMENTLY believe their best player, Vinicius Jr, should have won instead.

For me, it's SKON, because otherwise the stupidest joke ever doesn't work.

-What's the fastest cake in the world?"
- 's gone (skon).

...it works much better phonetically.

I'll use this to break the incoming ceasefire.

I am 99% certain there was another line before "His father's a robot". But then, it has been about 15 years.

And it made us all actually laugh in the edits too.

This is the short version too. I think we cut about a quarter of what was filmed? @quantick.bsky.social may have to look at an old hard drive to confirm.

This would have worked better if I had replied to Addison's post.

I've proper noobed this up.

...Pantsputin, lover of a Russian queen.