Double O fecking bollocks!

“There is power in a union” but not this one

If someone buys you a drink buy them one back - always stand your round in the pub

He is ridiculous and would be hilarious if he wasn’t so disgusting!

I can’t help thinking it should be set to music as in:
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

He is dim but not in any way aware. It must be great to have such confidence

This is why public transport, water, power and health should never be privatised